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rattap: is that... CHEESE!?
silverbolt: why dont i let you out here and see for yourself?
rattrap, okay, ill just........(free falls) hey what happened to my jetpack i stole offa rhinox.... wow, rhinox was right.... bad kharma......

this is what happens to transformers when they fall asleep in Harlem....

wheeljack: you know, that whole trick of hitting a computer to make it work again, doesnt always work.....
perceptor: non-sense, it has worked aboslutetly fine for me in the past. damn, why isnt it starting up? ive been hitting this thing for half an hou

Spike: when can i try"
Bumblebee: eh screw you, i was here first, and besides you and Carlie leave love stains almost every night in my backseat, so give me a break.
Spike: oh, uh...could you not say that so loud......there are people looking......

heeeeeeres starscream