Immortal Starscream has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
spike: i dont get it. wasnt there supposed to be robots or something?
mikaela: ya... im so bored
spike: ittle be alright we can still make a human intrest movie right?
mikaela
Starscream: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BRUTICUS!
megatron: YOU BASTERDS!
SLAG! megatrons survived my latest attempt. optimus shot me on the crotch. i lost 200 energon cubes, that little yellow autobot freak kicked me in the robojimi, and im stll not leader of the decepticons.... and now this... some days i swear i can't f
aww man i fianaly get my hands on an exclusive alpha trion and its a friggen action master damn you ebay!
Botcon? naa im heading to the Ghost Busters convention.... whaddya mean ya never heard of stay puft marshmellow man?
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