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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Immortal Starscream

Immortal Starscream has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike and Mikaela hold hands

spike: i dont get it. wasnt there supposed to be robots or something?

mikaela: ya... im so bored

spike: ittle be alright we can still make a human intrest movie right?

mikaela

Bruticus blows up!!!

Starscream: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BRUTICUS!
megatron: YOU BASTERDS!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

SLAG! megatrons survived my latest attempt. optimus shot me on the crotch. i lost 200 energon cubes, that little yellow autobot freak kicked me in the robojimi, and im stll not leader of the decepticons.... and now this... some days i swear i can't f

Superion holding A3

aww man i fianaly get my hands on an exclusive alpha trion and its a friggen action master damn you ebay!

Blaster with foam on him

Botcon? naa im heading to the Ghost Busters convention.... whaddya mean ya never heard of stay puft marshmellow man?

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