Captions by Jackrabbit

What happens to outdated/generly useless Decepticons? they become CHEERLEADERS!

Optimus: Oh... Mister Q! You dace so wonderfully!

Alpha Q: Shhh... Hush my dear. Let the music take you away. *puts a rose in Prime's mouth*

Shockwave: *GASP* Soundwave!!! And... his pannels are off... I can see his... ... ... Why can't I look away?

Airraid: No no no... you wanna talk about a sexxy bot? Lets talk about Bumblebeee.

Fireflight: PEDO! Ha ha ha!
Skyfire: PEDO! Ha ha ha!
Airraid What?! Come on. He's not THAT young. He's just.. small...

Me been on to you from start! Not once did you pull any wool over this dino¹s eyes! You come in here and sprinkle place with powder and spray perfume and cover the light bulb with paper lantern, and lo and behold the place turn into Egypt and you a

Damn! Me am one SEXXY Dinobot! Oooh yeah!

Starscream: I'm telling you... this will NOT work! I don't care how much bronzer you use.
Sondwave: Come on. Give it a shot! It looks like fun when the humans are doing it. Ravage! Fetch us some beers!

O: Hey Megatron! Say hello to my date, Stacytron. She's a Pontiac Vibe. And what does your date transform into?
M: Oh, Frenchtickler? She transforms into... well... lets just say, she transforms well.

Megatron... don't do this. It's over... I've moved on and so should you. Just get in your car and leave... before Bumblebee wakes up. I don't want to see you two fight.