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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Jetfighter Prime

Jetfighter Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: "danm piece of junk!!"
Wheeljack: "what is it?"
Perceptor: "it won't work!"
Wheeljack: "Is that something new?!"

Quintessons in transport vehicle

"oh isn'øt it great to wacth others do the hard work for us"

"yeah but i still wanted that cute femme last time we were there"

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

it was a beutiful day when the forrest sounded with gunfire and if you got closer you could see the Autobots and decepticons running for their lifes because of one old lady shooting after them with flowers and bullets

Bumblebee in a tree

prime: how the h... did you get up there?!
bumblebee: ehh? donnu sir!
prime: then get your ash down here!!
bumblebee: i'll try sir!
spike: bumblebee you got your self into trouble.
bumblebee: you don't say spike! Next time will you remember

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Rumble(frighten):Starscream, don't do it! it might wake up and kill you

Starscream(really mad): this thing is getting me on the nerves!!! Why don't you SHUT UP?! and help me you stupid tape!!

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