Captions by King Grimrob

Galvatron: London bridges falling down, Falling Down!
Daniel: I need a nail!!!!!!

(sorry, reenacting Army of Darkness)

Doc:
hmm... temperature seems normal.... Might be just a case of Energon balls....

agh....... coconut.....

"According to my calculations and theories.
In order for me to be reissued by Hasbro, I am going to have to find an alternate for my launching missiles. Instead this No. 2 Pencil will do nicely and its proof that I am in fact educational!"

The car ride through the work camp was pleasant and calm until suddenly, some rouge bot on the grassy knoll turned into a high powered sniper rifle..........
And the rest is history....

(dude in front) "Mo~m! he's touching me!!!
(Quint in back) "Am not!" (head turns) "are too!" (head turns back) "Am not!"
(driver, death head turns around) "Stop your crying or I'm feeding you to the shar

Rumble: dual exhaust! Lift kit! Spinner rims! and.... eight track??