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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Manterax Prime

Manterax Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Hey Optimus? Is the water even rising anymore?

No.

Then why the hell are we still here?

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Damn it Prime! Just grab Spike so we can get out of here.

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

BB: Well great! He's been lobotomized again.
SS: I'll disconnect the console......ugh...

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

AH SLAG! I thought I could store my burritos in here but Breakdowns engine is there. O well, like we need engines.
*proceeds to remove engine*

Megatron in a puff of smoke

AHH BURRITO GAS!!! SOUNDWAVE, HELP ME!!!!

Rumble goes for a drive in Dragstrip

Rumble: Oh, Primus! I hope somebody doesn't make a sick joke!
Dragstrip: I'm pretty sure somebody has by now, they just can't post it as a caption.

Soundwave plays his keytar

"If only they made me red and black for this scene. DAMN YOU HASBRO!!!!!"

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Magnus practices his cover of Justin Beiber's "Baby" while the Autobot Brothers secretly watch in bewilderment.

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