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Captions by Manterax Prime

Manterax Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Hey Optimus? Is the water even rising anymore?

No.

Then why the hell are we still here?

Mar 9, 2014

Damn it Prime! Just grab Spike so we can get out of here.

Dec 6, 2013

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

BB: Well great! He's been lobotomized again.
SS: I'll disconnect the console......ugh...

May 1, 2013

AH SLAG! I thought I could store my burritos in here but Breakdowns engine is there. O well, like we need engines.
*proceeds to remove engine*

Mar 26, 2013

AHH BURRITO GAS!!! SOUNDWAVE, HELP ME!!!!

Mar 19, 2013

Rumble: Oh, Primus! I hope somebody doesn't make a sick joke!
Dragstrip: I'm pretty sure somebody has by now, they just can't post it as a caption.

Mar 5, 2013

"If only they made me red and black for this scene. DAMN YOU HASBRO!!!!!"

Apr 24, 2012

Magnus practices his cover of Justin Beiber's "Baby" while the Autobot Brothers secretly watch in bewilderment.

Mar 27, 2012

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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