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Prime: Must... find... my... PORKRINES...

Apr 7, 2003

Fred: GIVE ME BACK MY TWINKIES!!!!!!

Apr 7, 2003

ratchet: Wheeljack what have I told you about letting letting wheelie play with the modeling cement? Wheeljack:mmpphh

Apr 7, 2003

Thrust: That is the last time I tease fred with twinkies

Apr 7, 2003

Ravage to himself: I never should have had that 18th barrito.

Jul 11, 2002

Ratchet: did you know our G1 toys are coming back? Optimus: cool.

Jul 11, 2002

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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