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i read this really inspiring poem in starbucks today and im like 'hey lets go jog around'

megatrons last attempt to getting into soundwaves "hardware"

*gasp* heartattack

"pssst ur mom is hot"
"i know really?"
"WHAT?! ur supposed to say 'ew dude shes my mom' no frucken 'i know really' dear lord u are......o nvm ur a robot"

"psst dude check out her ass"
"daaaaaaayyyyyyyymmmmmmm"

(offscreen) *shrill shriek*
"MOM!!!!!!!! DAD!!!!!!!!!"

"omg i just had a dream i saw mommy and daddy hugging eachother and moaning"
"oh son that was no dream you can take my word for that ;)"

"Oh ya thats the spot.....right ther.....HEY! wat did u....?" *looks under the covers* "wha...wha....WHAT HAPPENED TO MR.TWINKIE?!?!?!?"

"ahhh i just dreamt i was amuro ray!!!!!!!"
*looks in mirror*
"THAT WASNT A DREAM!?"

o oops i mean daniel :)

The one moment of a boys life to be remembered (spikes wet dream about arcee)

hey look its a pond....*walks over* this isnt water its sand....WAAAAH *sniff* hey my nails r......PAINTED?! *hours before now* (location: Tiffanies Nail salon) ya know tiff, my nails r too bland for this macho machine buisness, how bout a nice shine job?