Captions by Michael Alex Kawa

Sari-"So like I was approached by that Manga artist Yuki Ohshima to be in one of his pervy Kiss Players or whatever comics"

Bulkhead-"and ...hmmm what did you say"

Sari-"I didn't say anything, I kicked that sicko in his face and ran away"

Bulk

Yūki Ōshima- "Okay honey give me that sexy look "
Sari-*YELLING* "I told you to leave me alone Mr.Kissplayers ,i do not want to be in your book " *Then she gives the look *
Yūki Ōshima-"No no ,sexy not weird"
Sari-" Don't you get it "

Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "

Tracks- I heard playing a character like this will make me a shoo-in for an Academy Award .
Powerglide -Not the way your doing it buddy .

Megatron-Starscream ,what are we waiting for .
Starscream - The animators lord Megatron .

Mirage-Hey Ratchet ,have you and Wheeljack built anymore of those Dinobots ? Ratchet hmm No ,why ? Mirage -Well why don't you look over and you will know why i ask .