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Michael Alex Kawa has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

Sari-"So like I was approached by that Manga artist Yuki Ohshima to be in one of his pervy Kiss Players or whatever comics"

Bulkhead-"and ...hmmm what did you say"

Sari-"I didn't say anything, I kicked that sicko in his face and ran away"

Bulk

Apr 30, 2015

Yūki Ōshima- "Okay honey give me that sexy look "
Sari-*YELLING* "I told you to leave me alone Mr.Kissplayers ,i do not want to be in your book " *Then she gives the look *
Yūki Ōshima-"No no ,sexy not weird"
Sari-" Don't you get it "

Mar 17, 2012

Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "

Jan 7, 2012

Tracks- I heard playing a character like this will make me a shoo-in for an Academy Award .
Powerglide -Not the way your doing it buddy .

Dec 8, 2011

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Megatron-Starscream ,what are we waiting for .
Starscream - The animators lord Megatron .

Dec 8, 2011

Mirage-Hey Ratchet ,have you and Wheeljack built anymore of those Dinobots ? Ratchet hmm No ,why ? Mirage -Well why don't you look over and you will know why i ask .

Dec 8, 2011

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