Captions by optimusprimeswife

(the heart will go on plays)
Sideswipe: I..will..always..love..you(sideswipe goes offline)
Skyfire: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOO!!!!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!

Optimus Prime: look ladies, i can bench 1,000 pounds of megatron.
Megatron: put me down you dork!!!

Rachet: I'm sexy and i know it!!!

Wheeljack: Oh Srap, not this again!!!! I don't know you.(walks away)

i hate being grounded

Sari: you're back!!!
Optimus: yes, um, um i'm back.
Sari: don't leave me ever again! i love you!
(optimus's wife looks at Sari with anger)
Prime's wife: optimus are you going to let her do this!
Optimus: (grunts and stammers) um.. no sorry baby
(pu

Breakdown: i'm bored
(everyone moans)
Blitzwing: will you shut up for one minute!
(others smile)
Windrider: grab his legs Motormaster, Deadend and Blitzwing grab his arms and i get the head.
(rips out Breakdown's voicebox) there that is better

Grimlock: me grimlock can't stare at pretty human lady any more. pretty human lady shot grimlock with a firegun in grimlock's eyes!
Optimus Prime: i told you grimlock. (rubbing eyes) she did the same thing to me

optimus: (searching with a panic look) oh no! i lost my phone again!!! that was my last one!

OPTIMUS PRIME: I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, MEGATRON!!!!

MEGATRON: OH SHIT!!! I AM DEAD NOW!

Sari: i love you, not bee.
Optimus: thank you?
Sari: don't that way
Optimus: what?
Sari: i have always wanted to do you
Optimus:WWHHAATT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Optimus's wife: You WHAT?!?!?!
Sari: Oh, Srap!!!!!!!!!!!!!