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Optimus surprised by what Sari said

Psst. Optimus. I just farted.

Sep 7, 2012
Spike and the Headmaster's heads

"hello!"....."Winston...."

Apr 13, 2012
Spike makes a weird face

.....................AAAAAHHH CHOO!

Feb 27, 2012
Megatron surrounded by Seekers

Hold Still, we're going to fix those Eyebrows once and for all....

Feb 15, 2012
Grimlock's eyes on fire

PIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!!!

Jan 30, 2012
Decepticons sitting and talking

So a Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar...

Jan 16, 2012

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