Captions by Pristine_Matrix

Once again, Optimus Prime regretted putting himself forward to play in this years Fancy Dress Volley Ball Tournament.

Starscream: "Hmmmm. I dont know. The Wheeljack mask only kinda went with this costume. Just let me try the Optimus Prime mask. I swear, it'll only take 2 minutes, and then we can go to the party."

Tonite on MTV, a hart hitting documentary about the most famours Transformer of all time. "Optimus Prime: Behind the Mask"

Blades: "Boy it sure is dark in here."

First Aid: "Mood lighting."

Blades: "Yeah. Heh! Wait. Is that Barry White you've just put on?"

First Aid: "Yeah baby. Something smooth. Sex-ay."

Blades: "

Rumble: "I bet it unscrews like a light bulb. Heh heh heh!"

Perceptor: "Geddimoffgeddimoffgeddimoff!"

And now, as I, Blitzwing bring your doom, know Autobot, that it is an honour to die by my ha....DUDE. TOTALLY NOT COOL. YOU RUINED MY SPEECH. WHAT IS THIS CRAP? WHO THREW IT AT ME? TRIGGERHAPPY? SCOURGE? ANSWER MEEEEE!!!!!