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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Pulsatron

Pulsatron has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Okay, does anybody think I look like a damn statue?!

Unicron sitting on a toilet

The only thing Unicron has ever feared: the Autobot Toilet of Incontinence. [Stan Bush singing]: "You've got the tush...you've got the potty!"

Optimus having a bad day!

I don't care what it takes!! Get Peter Cullen to do my voice work again, or I'll see you all scrapped! (To himself) Gary Chalk...hhtt..I ask you...

Hot Rod catches a fish

Fish: *Gasp* I'm dying!

Hot Rod: You think YOU'VE got it rough? B*tch, in about 80 minutes,
I'm going to have to try and replace Optimus Prime!

Fish: Damn, that sucks. Okay, you win. [Dies]

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