Captions by Ravenous Zero

Mmmm, Taste just like chicken.

Brawn is ready, give me a sec. Ever got it from both the rear & front bumpers? I know you'll be leaking oil for a week, heh heh

Don't worry, it's like eating crawfish. Once you get past the head, it isn't too bad. Here, let me guide you down ...

Spike said your mom smells like this once a month, but you don't look bother by it's odor as much as he is.

So does it taste salty or oily?

As Soundwave watches Arcee play in the energon pool without wearing her outer hull, he detects that his oil reserves are being redirected to the section 016932. This section contains an unsed extension that has begun to activate.

Rattrap leans not to make feces throwing jokes about the big ape who is sitting near the escape exit.

I don't know what the hell it is, but it's comming home with me! Look at that sexy Mech body!