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Ravenous Zero has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Mmmm, Taste just like chicken.

Jan 24, 2006

Brawn is ready, give me a sec. Ever got it from both the rear & front bumpers? I know you'll be leaking oil for a week, heh heh

Jan 6, 2006

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Don't worry, it's like eating crawfish. Once you get past the head, it isn't too bad. Here, let me guide you down ...

Oct 15, 2005

Spike said your mom smells like this once a month, but you don't look bother by it's odor as much as he is.

Sep 21, 2005

So does it taste salty or oily?

Sep 13, 2005

As Soundwave watches Arcee play in the energon pool without wearing her outer hull, he detects that his oil reserves are being redirected to the section 016932. This section contains an unsed extension that has begun to activate.

Sep 7, 2005

Rattrap leans not to make feces throwing jokes about the big ape who is sitting near the escape exit.

Aug 29, 2005

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

I don't know what the hell it is, but it's comming home with me! Look at that sexy Mech body!

Jun 4, 2004

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