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Heavyload: Oh Prime...If only you had a mouth

Oct 24, 2001

Devestator: So, Suck on my green painted balls!
Slag: I told you to stop doing chef from South Park impressions when we make love!

Oct 23, 2001

See, i can take my head off! Oh no, maybe i shouldnt have done that...

Oct 23, 2001

Ohhh, I thought that energon smelt funky.

Oct 23, 2001

Ratchett wants you.....dead!

Oct 23, 2001

Dirge: Fusion!!

Thrust: Fusion!!

(dbz fans will get this)

Oct 23, 2001

Dirge: Shake, Shake, Shake
Thrust: Shake, Shake, Shake
Both: Your booty

Oct 23, 2001

Megatron: Woof Woof

Oct 23, 2001

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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