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Kid: Daaad, you promise me that I'd get to see Bumblebee!
Father: I could've sworn I heard the newsman say that they were filming the movie at the dam.
Mother: Ooo, ooo! I think I see Michael Bay! Wait no, that's a woman...
Spike: "Dear god, this can't seriously be the theme song to the new movie can it?
Sparkplug: "There there son, if you think that's bad you should listen to the rest of the soundtrack. Blaster won't even go near it..."
Megatron: Sigh, they just don't build Decepticons like they use too.
Soundwave: I blame outsourcing.
Arcee, Rodimus, anybody... HEEEEEEEEELP!!! Ooo, is that an Air Jordan?
To: Michael Bay
From: Bumblebee
Subject: I owe you one...
Hey Mike. Thanks again for recasting me as a Camaro instead of a stupid Bug, but are you sure you want to do through with this? I mean, you're basically putting your life in danger from t
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