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What? Let's see you eat a planet of mechanized beings and not get indigestion.

May 2, 2006

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

I see GUMMY BEARS!!! MINE!

Nov 8, 2004

Following the lead of Galvatron General, we've got Kup General, Kup General, Scourge General...

Oct 27, 2004

Quint - The Term "Anachronism" comes to mind.
Cyclonus- The Term "Shut up" does as well.

Apr 17, 2004

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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