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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by the purifyer

the purifyer has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike and Mikaela hold hands

And here we have our first image from the new Mario Bros. Movie. This scene shows Peach holding hands with toad.

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Optimus proves once again that he cannot be beaten in a farting contest

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

skywarp never looked or felt the same after falling into the sewer system...

Woman running in the street

woman: my spider senses are tingling

its a pic of spiderman after a gender change

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

rumble: can we go to the circus and get ice-cream? if you don't i'll scream so loud even cybertron will hear!

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

prime: primal is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

primal: quick prime Mcdonalds breakfast menu ends in 2 mins i need my hotcakes or im one pissed off gorilla!

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