Captions by TransFunctional

"..and that was when Megatron thought he could build a better time-machine than a DeLorean. Finding out he had no room left for an engine, Megatron decides to scrap the project. And that, son, is how we got our Breakdown bookends."

"Well what do you know, I finally found Waldo."

I'm sorry Autotrooper, the part of Superman has already been filled.

I'm sorry Huffer, the Mario Look-alike contest has already been won. Now, anybody here think we should play the tape of Huffer's embarrassing entry again?

How many of us thought this was the meeting for Go-Bots Anonymous?

Anybody else think Micheal Bay ruined the movies?

Okay, so tell me, who here has ever seen a penis?

"They laughed at me when I invented the automatic kidney-stone remover, but they'll see. THEY'LL SEE!"