The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Unicron44
Unicron44 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron: Look at him, honey! Our son's a freak!
Unicronia: I knew I should've listened to daddy about not marrying Galvatron! I could've married Primus Jr., but NO!
I knew I shouldn't of had that Gobotron!
It's true! Only orangatangs know their reflextion is them! Ever when their Transformers!
God:Hay you camel, I can start sand on fire.
BOOM
God:Jesus Christ!
Jesus:Yes.
God:Get the VW Beetle!
Jesus:I could, but it's really a Transformer!
Bumblebee:Hay, do you guys need a ride.
Welcome back to E! True Hollywood. We're looking at the Transformer, Bumblebee.
Narator:After all his years of committment to the show, they decided to kill him off forever.
Bumblebee:It really hurt. After that Spike and I became addicted to vodca,
