The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by warmech95
warmech95 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blitzwing failed horribly at the constructicon auditions because he never got the hang of that whole combining thing!
generations Blitzwing's QC issues got so bad they had to build a life size replica and have a quarter back charge at it until the shoulder joints finally locked in place!
Starscream: You cannot get past!
Prime: Wait! If I Cannot get PAST, Can you not get FUTURE?
Starscream: (Curling into a ball) Woah man that's deep! you must know some....things and seen some.....stuff.
Does your giant Autobot death machine have trouble starting on those cold, icy, cybertronian winter mornings?
Are you always wrestling with jammed thrusters and frozen ignition keys?
Then you need
SWINDLE'S MIRACLE DE-ICER!!
Scientifically pro
