The Ultimate Caption Contest
Wheelie consumes Energon!!!
165 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Optimum Supreme says:
Little known fact: Wheelie is the Pudgy Bunny champion of Cybertron
BG the Robit says:
I have no idea what this dude is like, but I can tell he's an annoying jerk by looking at this pic.
DedicatedGhostArt says:
That moment when you are about to take a bite and you have to sneeze.
Deceptifemme84 says:
"Tasty treat, love to eat!" (munch munch)
Rodimus: "Wheelie, where did you get that?"
"Decepticons are not all bad, give Wheelie all the treats they had!" (munch munch)
Rodimus: "(Hmmm... could be poisoned) ...Alright
Zeedust says:
Sick of Wheelie's incessant rhyming, Springer disguised a plasma grenate as an energon goodie.
(Those of you sensitive to bad puns might want to avery your eyes.)
That's one way to pop a Wheelie!
bringo says:
Alot of Autobots on lonely cold nights saw just how big Wheelie's mouth could open...
Unknown says:
Wheelie:"Munchy Crunchy!"
Rodimus:"If he rhymes one more time I swear I'll kill him!!!"
Wheelie:"God made irt so dirt don't hurt!"
Rodimus:"That does it!!!!"
Voyager Prime says:
Wheelie: Mmm... Wheelie like candy, think it dandy.
Rodimus Prime: (sees Wheelie stuff himself with energon) Wow, Wheelie, I didn't know you liked radioactive nuclear waste.
Wheelie: (suddenly turns puce and vomits) Wheelie... say... not funny.
Demonic Femme says:
Feral, "AH! That little b%&$% ate my energon snack!!"
Wheelie, "Mmm- cookie good, have room for more! There's plenty Energon gallore, gallore!"
Feral, "OH, YOU LITTLE-!!!"
BANG
*W
Godfather Bluto says:
Little did he know that the next one on the table was the poisned, which said "Insta-kill" and in 4 secondds later, every Transfan jumps up and sings "joy to the world wheelie is dead"
Zeedust says:
Wheelie: "Blech! This crystal tastes like pee! Are you trying to poison me?"
Other Autobots (in unison): "Yes."
sagekilla says:
Wheelie: God this Energon is the best S*** ever!! Man...this is ganna goto my thighs though..
Shadow Fox says:
Wheelie- Munch, munch..mmmm. This is some good energon, if I pack on a few more pounds I'll be a small fat autobot, maybe then I'll finally get recognized in this series!!
Zeedust says:
Wheelie: "If for a bit you wait around, you'll see me with fist in mouth." Just About Anyone You'd Care To Imagine: "I'd rather see you with your head in a wood chipper."
Anonymous says:
Unknown to Wheelie, he was about to consume poison energon that would kill him, and then Daniel starts crying... AGAIN!!
DKusanagi says:
Wheelie: Ahhhh nothing like some good energon!! Daniel: Shouldn't we tell Wheelie that that's not Energon.. Arcee: No way, and miss on the fun!!
DKusanagi says:
Wheelie: Yes!! They finally have Listerine Chewing Gum, now in new Energon Flavor!!
DKusanagi says:
Arche: What are you eating Wheelie?
Wheelie: SuperSized Neon Starburst!!!
Anonymous says:
Befor I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS©... Seriously folks... they're the best
Anonymous says:
Ultra Magnus{in front of Wheelie}: so you have acrush on Arcee right?Wheelie {berfore consumes energon}she one hat robot.
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Wheelie, wait, that's not-!
Rodimus Prime: Hush Arcee, it must be done for the greater good for us all.
Anonymous says:
Prime: Grimlock, why did ya give him that explosive?
Grimlock: I wanna go pop a wheelie.....*da boom chink!*
Anonymous says:
Realizing that he is the only Transformer that EVERYONE hates, Wheelie OD's on Energon.
Zu Darkness says:
Little did poor Whellie know that the Autobots laced taht Energon goddie with letal poison ending his sorry escuse for an autobot existance. What was worse...his rhyming...his looks or that big fat mouth of his
ionacus says:
wheelie:(drunk)yea! play linkin park again, or 50 cent i need to learn to freestyle!
Anonymous says:
These things are great, Can anyone tell me where i can find a mexican drug delear????
Anonymous says:
Whellie: (drunk) I'm gonna puke all over Arcee!
Arcee: I like that!
Anonymous says:
The Autobots discovered only too late the true nature of Wheelie, as he consumed the last piece of Ultra Magnus.
Anonymous says:
Scientist dudes. Little does Wheelie know, is that this free piece of energon,was secretly coated in anthrax and left to cultivatefor three months, while God only knows what happened during that time. Let's watch.
Anonymous says:
Wheelie does his impression of Buu and turns Rodimus into an Energon Cube
ryo777 says:
Wheelie: Maybe if I eat this "Mystery Meat leftover", the other Autobots won't beat me up and think I'm cool.
ryo777 says:
A BIG shoutout to my boy Homer Simpson for hooking me up with these Nuclear waste brownies. NUMMY!!
Anonymous says:
god I am going to be giving big offerengs to the porceilin god tonight!!!!!!!
Dynamus Prime says:
I had no idea Wheelie could unhinge his jaw like that. He must be part snake.
Anonymous says:
Rodimus: What Wheelie doesn't know is that I dropped his Energon cube in a pile of dog s***. I almost feel sorry for him.
Anonymous says:
Nightpaw: Good God is he crazy! He'll kill himself. Galvatron:I guess he's tryi' to get away from the Autobots.
astrotrain's first friend says:
In homer simson voice: Cant say no 'CRUNCH! CRUNCH!' oh you cant say no!
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: Wow, this Red Bull energon really wakes you up! Gottagetmesomemore!
Blurr:YeahIloveittoo!
Pokejedservo says:
Even an autobot can stoop so low as to advertise for shiny Bubble gum.
Anonymous says:
Prime: may be that anthrax laced energon cube will tkae care ao our wheelie problem
travis says:
Little did Wheelie know
That the cube was really a plutonium laxative cube!
Chachi says:
Little did Wheelie know that the "energon cube" was actually a powerful adhesive to GLUE HIS DAMN MOUTH SHUT!
Anonymous says:
Rodimus: Our engines are losing energon, and fast, but how?
W: HHhmmmm..num num num.
Rodimus: Damnit, Wheelie!
Anonymous says:
The Evil Doctor Richard Parker : I poisoned the engeron cube. Now he will die! HA HA HA HA!
Anonymous says:
Outback: Wow, Wheelie must be enjoying those chocolate energon cubes I got him for Christmas.
Anonymous says:
Take the blue energon cube, and stay in Wonderland forever. Take the pink one, and find out just how deep the rabbit hole really is.
Anonymous says:
No one likes me!, the only way out is to commit suicide. farewell cruel world.....................DAMN wrong cube, ah well, try again!
Anonymous says:
"Damn straight i got the munchies....whats this glowing sh!t?"
Wolverine says:
Optimus Prime whipped down his pants, while wheelie got ready to give sugar.
Anonymous says:
STOP HIM!!! That energon will enable him to annoy Transformers fans for generations to come!!!
Slappyfrog says:
Next up on Behind the Movie, Wheelie turns to a new way to escape the daily reminder the EVERYONE HATES HIM!
optimuslives says:
"Wheelie say find food today, Wheelie say this taste like $h!t ok?"
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Hey Thrust, I got a great idea to get rid of them pesky Maximals. I say we leave some energon near their base, and that energon will blow up in their face. Hey, where is the energon?
Dinobots says:
Prowl, Wheelie masturbated the energon you ate and it had white things on it.
Dinobots says:
Wheelie! eat that energon and we eat you alive so either the energon or your life!
Anonymous says:
Prime: Yes Wheelie, we have eagily shared the energon accordingly to the size of our tools!!
Ironhide says:
that energon is mine you wheelie little fµ©kin bitch!
Anonymous says:
"And when they finished eating Daniel they settled down for a nice bag of Arcee marshmellows"
Anonymous says:
A purple cube? Happy meal toys have really gone downhill since I was a kid.
Unknown says:
...in the event of an emergency poeple, please follow th exitory procedures and remain calm
Anonymous says:
This better be good s£!t for the rave tonight, I want to dance my titties off.
mobius says:
Wheelie is unaware that his wife has once again laced his Energon whith viagra. Watch and see what happens next...
Anonymous says:
energon puffs a part of an autobots energizeing breakfest (warning may cause over powering of spark and too much will turn you into a decipticon) now back to a feature presention transformers master force in english
Anonymous says:
Wow! This sure beats the heck out of those Energon Suppositories we used to use!
Anonymous says:
Wanted: Wheelie the enegon thief $4,000,000 million dollar reward wanted Dead or Vaporized.
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: *gulP THIS IS GOOD ENERGEON MATE!!!
Kup: HEY YOU PUNK!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY ENERGON RESERVES!!!!!!
Wheelie: Uo oh got to go (runs away from Kup)
Eman says:
:Wheelie gets mauled to death after refusing to give his energon to the evil gang of Sharkticons lurking behind him, revealing that...
Sharkticons hate Wheelie
Anonymous says:
Little did Wheelie realize that the warm fuzzy feeling was his insides melting, not just delicious energon
Anonymous says:
WANTED: Wheelie, Stole Energon, $5000 reward, DEAD OR ALIVE (Preferably Dead)
