The Ultimate Caption Contest
Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva
131 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Wheeljack: Maybe you shouldn't have had sex with me when I'm drunk then!
Minerva: But... you TOLD me too! WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rainmaker says:
Minerva: A-and then...h-he took all the cookies from the jar! *Sobs*
Wheeljack: I suggest you get help, we don't consume cookies
Rainmaker says:
Wheeljack: Oh look a genie! I wish Minerva would stop crying.
Genie: Seriously? I lost to this idiot!?
Wheeljack faints
Heckfire says:
WHEELJACK: It's OK, honey. Lotsa men find bearded ladies sexy.
MINERVA: I LOOK LIKE NIGHTBEAT! WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Thunderboomer says:
Minerva: AND HE...he...just...WAAAHHHH!!!!!
Wheeljack (to self): Where have all the nice bots gone? Where have all the nice bots gone...I'm listening to this aren't I?
Zeedust says:
Why does Wheeljack look so smug? He snuck an adhesive onto Minerva's hands, and now they're stuch to her face.
You're a sick 'bot, Wheeljack.
Dragonoth says:
Arrggghh! My caption for this is too long! I had to post it as a story! It is "Minerva/Wheeljack Paradox", if you're interested.
Marv says:
Sigh...I TOLD you to watch were you put your feet with humans around the base! Now look at this mess!
Zeedust says:
Minerva: "Wheeljack, I... I'm pregant! You're the father, and I... I..."
Wheeljack: "Hmmm... If it's a boy, I'll name him Downshift."
Demona says:
M: no, please dont go!
W: i have to. i promsed to be on armada next month.
Zeedust says:
Mineva: "No! I can't let anyone see my face! Not now! Not..."
Wheeljack: "Lemme guess, zit again?"
Minerva: "You make it sound so trivial..."
juggaloG says:
M: My brother, Nightbeat, DEAD! (cries uncontrollably)
W: (Sadly) He was the best detective we had, and a good friend to boot. I'll miss him. We'll make the 'Cons pay, though, I promise, especially that 'Con Armada doppelganger of min
Zeedust says:
Minerva: "*Sob* Ever since... *Sob* since Blackarachnia came along, all the *sob* fanboys have forgotten about me!"
*Minerva breaks down weeping*
Wheeljack: "Now if only [i]I[/i] had that luxury..."
Anonymous says:
Minerva was very emotional when she found out about the deaths of Scatman Crothers and Chris Latta.
Anonymous says:
WheelJack: Come on, that GoBot collection of yours was worthless anyway.
Sideswipe says:
Minerva: I thought you died in the movie.
Wheeljack: The movie was in a different continutity in Japan, ask Prowl.
Anonymous says:
Today on "Days of Our Lives : Transformers" Wheeljack breaks up with Minerva and goes out with Arcee.
Anonymous says:
Even in the Japanese-only series, coloring errors are still a menace to society! Here, Minerva expresses her feeling of the plague, whilst Wheeljack sighs in grief of being a victim.
Alphatron2k3 says:
Wheeljack: Yeah I know Armada Sucks. But its worse because I'm in it as a Desepicreep! Its nothing to cry over Minerva, Wait it is!
(Start Crying like a little baby)
star_sabre86 says:
Minerva: God i wish Arcee, Chromia and Firestar didn't get drunk that night. Wheeljack: I ain't complaining *grins* Minvera: Pervert
star_sabre86 says:
Minerva: But daddy I loved him. Wheeljack: He was 2000 astro yeas older thatn you, he's old enough to be your creator
Unknown says:
Wheeljack: Minerva, why are you crying? I should be the one crying! I have to a Decepti-creep in that Armada show!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: I am now a Decepticon and there's nothing you can do about it!
Minerva: *Sob*
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Looks at the new design for me in Armada....
Minerva: *sob*
Wheeljack: *sighs* you're right about that.....
Anonymous says:
That's right, Minerva. Now you'll listen when I talk, won't you!
Suzuki says:
Minerva: I see dead Autobots!
Wheeljack: I’m just waiting to be recast in Transformers Armada.
Bruticus says:
Minerva: "I don't know, Wheeljack . . . Is the proceedure right for me?"
Wheeljack: "Of course it is. We've already picked out a new name for you after you've been sexually reassigned. What do you t
Anonymous says:
WJ: I told you to look were your going
M: i never ment to
WJ: Spike isnt gonna like this
M: can we get him a new puppy?
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Quit your whining..just pay up. Minerva:Ill never bet on the raiders again..
Anonymous says:
Minerva: I cant believe your joining the Decepticons in Armada!!!
WheelJack: Ah dont worry about it...its one of them exchange programs....why do you think Scavenger is an Autobot?
Anonymous says:
Minerva: I can't believe they killed off Titanic! Boo-hoo!
Wheeljack: Yeah? Well, sucks to be you, you big baby!
Brawl says:
*After watching the Transformers Movie* Minerva: NO WHEELJACK YOU CANT DIE *cries*. Wheeljack: Erm, Im right next to you
APOLLO says:
Minerva: Say it isn't so, Wheeljack, say it isn't so.
Wheeljack: Yes, it is true, I am defecting to the Decepticons and moving to Armada.
Minerva: No!!!
ryo777 says:
Dennis Leary: HEY! COMIC FREAK or whoever the hell you ARE!! Wheeljack IS alive AGAIN!! WHO FRIGGIN CARES!! Why DON'T ya question WHY, Wheelie DIDN'T GET KILLED?!!(let it go, BRIGHTBOY)!!
Pokejedservo says:
Wheeljack: Why are you crying Minerva? Minerva: Cause that He-man gets one new show that all his fans love while WE get not one, not two but THREE modern shows that most of our fans hate! Tell me... IS THAT FAIR?! Wheeljack: Good point Minerva, man we are
Anonymous says:
Minerva I keep telling you optimus wont think that making fart noises to confuse the deceptcon wont work Because you tried that LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack -- "I'm sick and tired of playing peek-a-boo !"
Manchester Devil says:
Wheeljack: Stop crying you silly cow. Optimus Prime is immortal, he is the grandson of Primus for his sake!
Firestorm says:
1. For the last time, Minerva- I'm not taking you to the prom. Go bother Cab.
2. Honestly, Minerva! Leo DiCaprio, Ricky Martin, N*Sync; we need to talk about your taste in men.
APOLLO says:
Minerva "But Wheeljack, you promised."
Wheeljack "OK, OK, I'll give you a sex change and turn you into Nightbeat"
Minerva "YAY!!"
Shade says:
Minerva, do your job. Get on your knees and suck the chrome off of little Wheeljack. But, Wheeljack you said I did a good job and didn't have to do that anymore. Okay then, it's time to introduce little Wheeljack to your tailpipe.
Anonymous says:
I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE
THIS ONE ,BUT I THOUGHT THAT WHEELJACK DIED IN TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE.
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. HE WAS LYING DOWN DEAD NEXT
TO WINDCHARGER IN ONE OF THE SCENSE.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: I'm sorry I've found someone else.
Minerva: All I'm hearing is that I'm to fat.
Wheeljack: Well yes you are to fat.
Anonymous says:
"Hate to break it to you, Minerva, but people think you're a dude named Nightbeat across the pond."
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack:"Impressive,huh?" Minerva:"Please, Wheeljack, put your crotchplates back on."
Anonymous says:
Minerva: I just caught my boyfriend in bed with Arcee! (sob) Wheeljack: That tramp!
Anonymous says:
wheeljack: ya know, i can fix a lot of things. but a TV with Armada on it? u were just askin for it.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Look down at my cock siren, see how long and thick it is... Siren: I refuse to look at it my dear brother.
Anonymous says:
Ok OK OK! Yah you built the dinobots! Great Fine!! Can we just stop talking about it for one second?
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: "If you are happy and you kno... oH you are not happy ic.."
Omega Prime says:
Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©ked!
Omega Prime says:
Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©k me!
Anonymous says:
Minerva: I can tell when your lying, your missle goes red!
Wheeljack: Here we go...
Anonymous says:
PHHHRRRRTTTTT
Minerva: FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS!!! SOMEBODY LIGHT A MATCH!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: MINEEEERVA!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO!!! Minerva: Waaaaaa.
Anonymous says:
there is nothing that can be done. to transfer him to the powermaster body.
magnaboss says:
Minerva: They keep calling me a "head"master WheelJack: well thats what you are now drop down
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack, wheeljack, pudding and pie, kiss the girls and make them cry.
Black Arachnis says:
minerva you`re going to be converted to nightbeat if ya like it or not.
minerva: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Anonymous says:
(Minerva): My entire Death Choir CD collection... GONE!
(WheelJack): Curse you Rumble....
Soundwave says:
minerva please-optimus prime will be back shortly. he had to go wipe the floor with megatron.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: "Your helmet makes your butt look big."
Minveria:~"JACK ASS!"
Dead Man Walking says:
WHEELJACK: Dammit, Minerva, quit crying! The Message Board will be back soon! Yeesh.
Anonymous says:
Minerva: Boo hoo hoo...
Wheeljack: Why must Prime die all the time? Once in the movie, another in Victory, another in BW Neo, hopeless leader...
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack(as corpse from "Holy Grail"):Im not dead yet! I feel great! Im happy! Aw, just shut up, ya flaming
imbecile!
Anonymous says:
Just stop crying and listen to me! If I died in the movie, I couldnt be standing here now, could I? So Im gonna say this one more time - WINDCHARGER AND I WERE NOT DEAD! WE WERE JUST TEMPOARILY OFFLINE DUE TO A SMALL ACCIDENT INVOLVING ONE OF MY INVENTION
Sideswipe says:
Minerva: why wont you have sex with me you worthless piece of scrap metal
Wheeljack: Aw $h*T here we go again. Damnit I told you Minerva Robots dont Have sex we dont even have babies!!!! Aw to hell with it Im outta here! Minerva: No please noooooooo!!!!
optimuslives says:
You slut! You whore! I knew you wanted Ginrai, you just used me for your own perverse pleasure!
Unicron says:
wheeljack:see told ya i could take a leek without using my hands ....quick your missin it!!
Anonymous says:
minerva: AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
Wheeljack: I told you not to look below my belt, it has reflectors so if you want to try to see my (censored) again, you better get sunglasses next time!!! HAHAAHAHAHAA
Anonymous says:
Minerva: GET THIS HUMAN OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Wheeljack: I hate Head Masters
Anonymous says:
I do not know what do with you. You are very embarassing. Do not talk to me anymore
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Dammit, my missile blasting shoulder is red!! Minerva: Crap, not another animation error!!
Anonymous says:
Remember, Minerva - keep that new super-glue I invented away from your hands!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: "I refuse to accept any responsibility for you budding. You were the one who forgot to put in your firewall."
Minerva: " But you said you said your copy lock was ingaged!...you said my files were protected!"
Anonymous says:
Yes I killed WindCharger because he gave me a funny look.
Minerva: HOW COULD YOU?
Wheeljack: Comes with the terrority babe.
Blitzkrieg says:
Minerva (as Rachel): (sobbing)"Ross, why did you have to sleep with that other woman?! We were on a break!!! Wheeljack (as Ross): We were not on a break!! We already broke up!! (Minerva(Rachel) continues sobbing)
Anonymous says:
Minerva: "Hot Rod just called and said we needed a break ..he didnt even had the nerve to break up with me in person...now the tabloids are saying he hooked up with this brunnette slut. That bastard! *sob sob*
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: I warned you about how huge my jack is before I rammed it in
Minerva: It still hurts!
Anonymous says:
minerva: windchargers dead and its all because of me.
wheeljack:dont be so hard on your self minerva it was me who was found sleeping in the armory I was not dead in the movie and the reason I had a hole in my chast because I borrowed one of rachets tool
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Stop crying already!!! i wasnt dead in the movie they just gave me and windcharger a couple of beer and we just had to sleep of a freakin hang-over!!!
Anonymous says:
Minerva: I see dead robots...
Wheeljack: For the last time, I was only sleeping, but, have you seen Windcharger lately?
