The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion
55 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Angelbot says:
Optimus: But why would Elita One keep her Easter bonnet here?
Alpha Trion: I don't know. I can't figure her out sometimes. I suspect it was Moonracer's idea.
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: Alpha Trion, where do babies come from?
Alpha Trion: The stork, you ass! Now let me look at this golden ball.
Optimus:...Can I play with it?
Alpha: No!
Optimus: *cries*
SilentBlaster says:
Optimus:Come on lets disco already.
Alpha trion:Not let i've got to study this discoball, and disco is so ninety sevendys anyway.
Tiedye says:
(OPTIMUS)-"Umm Sir." "when Can I have a turn at hitting the pinyata.
(ALPHA TRION)-"BE QUIET!!" "You can hit it as soon I remember where I left that darn Stick."
Roadshadow says:
Optimus Prime: Umm...can I play with it now?
Alpha Trion: Shut up! It's my ball and you can't have it, so nyahh!
Dclone Soundwave says:
Prime:Damn Alpha Trion, you actually used carry two of those? How did you walk or do... you know....bussiness?
tron01 says:
Optimus: Where's the five bucks you owe me?
Alpha Trion: In this box, this box is a paper shredder!
masiah one says:
optimus: can i have a pony daddy?
alpha trion: how many times do i have to tell you to stop asking for a pony and to stop playing with chip's ball's?
Octocon says:
Alpha Trion: "hmmmm.... That is shiney!"
Optimus: "Thats exactly what i was saying to you before see."
Alpha Trion: "Hmmmmmmmm.....wooooo"
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Prime: I hope he dosen't fart
Alpha Trion: (farts)
Prime: OK
Alpha Trion: (farts louder)
Prime: Stop doing that
Zeedust says:
Alpha Trion: "Our most powerful and mysterious relic is a giant disco ball, eh? Where's John Travolta when you need him?"
Optimus: "I've never needed John Travolta, and I hope I never do."
LunarFormer says:
Optimus: So... by 2004, this little ball will grow into a huge chamber of energy, and I will look like a bad Power Rangers knockoff?
Alpha Trion: That's as near as I can predict, yes.
Optimus: Wow... that sucks.
Alpha Trion: Yup... at least
Masterpiece Prowl says:
At the Autobot annual disco party:
A3 (to himself): Think, you disco duck, think!
Prime: Could you quit muttering to yourself and fix the boogie sphere, the other 'bots want to keep this party goin'.
buddhaquest says:
... and after what felt like an eternity I was finally able to push this out of my exhaust, Alpha Trion.
galvanostril says:
prime: alpha trion, even if you roll it into a giant ball, you just can't find a G1 megatron origional in a haystack!
Kal-Seth says:
Optimus: For The last time Alpha that is NOT another transformer that is merely my disco ball!
alas primes words fell on death ears as the senile Alpha trion did hold a conversation with his disco ball which he named " Vector Sigma"
Greg says:
What Do You See In Your Crystal Ball Alpha Trion?
Its Hideous! No Make It Stop! Oh! Wait! Its Just My Reflection..
Powerstorm says:
Prime leaps to push Alpha Trion out of the way of a massive water bomb hurtling through the air towards him.
Powerstorm says:
Prime: What is it?
A3: A prototype for my new alt. mode, a bowling ball!
Prime: .....
Bloodlust says:
Suddenly, OP and AT's party came to end when the disco ball fell from the celing.
Psyro_Kameato says:
alpha: ...7534....7535...7536...
optimus: uh..alphatrion? what are you...
alpha: damn it prime! now i lost count!
Rebirth Megatron says:
That's it old man, watch Arcee lube herself on that thing. Snapping your neural net will be so easy...yes...soon I...sweet mama she's hot.
Operation Ravage says:
Alpha Trion: "Stand by your man . . ."
Optimus Prime: "I KNEW it was a mistake to bring you to open mic night."
Great Red Spirit says:
Prime: Give it to me straight Alpha Trion; Will we ever be able to play soccer with it again?
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Optimus: Vector Sigma is reportedly the most powerful computer in the galaxy, what could possibly go wrong with it?
Alpha Trion: It runs on Windows XP Prime, who knows what went wrong!!
Kal-Seth says:
A3: behold rime the ultimate weapon to defeat the decepticons
Prime: But Alpha Trion it's just a big gold golf ball
A3: shut up do you want them to know about it
Kal-Seth says:
prime: thats a pretty big disco ball Aplha Trion
A3: yes prime.... yes it is
prime: can i burrow it ^-^?
A3: yea when you bring back my complete collection of the golden girls
Viper 16 says:
Optimus: "You see, I found it not too far off, I believe it does ... blah blah blah.. and did I mention I found it? Yes, I am amazing aren't I? where was I, oh!.. blah blah..."
Alpha Trion: .oO( if he doesn't shut up i'll choke m
Castle74 says:
Damn Trion, you'd think something so advanced would come with a manual to at least hook it up?
Tiedye says:
OPTIMUS- "Are you sure we should be wasteing money on disco decorations, we are in the middle of a war you know?"
ALPHA TRION-(ignoring Optimus) I ordered a silver one like the one on SOUL TRAIN, but I guess this will do.
Tiedye says:
OPTIMUS- Are you sure we should be wasteing money on Disco decorations? We are in the middle of a war you know. ALPHA TRION- (Ignoring OPTIMUS) I ordered a silver one like the one on Soul train, but I guess this will do.
Bumblejumper says:
Look, the key to Vector Sigma is inside your right arm! Just plug yourself in, and activate it all ready!
Anonymous says:
Optimus,"STAND BACK ALPHA TRION! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW A TERMINATOR ARRIVES."
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "What the slag hapened to all the captions?"
Alpha Trion: "It was only four pics, Prime. Calm down."
Zeedust says:
Prime: "Can't you give me a PORTABLE Matrix of leadership?"
Alpha Trion: "It's not nailed down, is it?"
Anonymous says:
so tell me alpha trion, what in the blue hell do you actually transform into anyway?
Anonymous says:
Alpha Trion: This strange ball reminds me of a Quintesson for some "odd ball" reason.
