Sari tells Optimus a secret

BG the Robit says:

I'm gonna show you magic more powerful than your Matrix... follow me to the garage. ;D

william-james88 says:

Do you know about the birds and the bees?

Bonerking says:

"And then the boyfriend will pull out a copy of the Romeo and Juliet law that he carries in his wallet and show it to the teenage girls dad..."

cusd220 says:

i farted in youre sandwich when you werent looking

Swoopscream says:

When a man and a woman love eachother VEEERY MUCH...

SentinelA says:

I'm really a boy.

Zeedust says:

Sari: "Hey Prime... Ever notice that you don't have any ears?"

Prime: "Okay... So what are you whispering into?"

Sari: "...I hate you..."

Tripredacus says:

After the war started back up, Prime wondered what a doodie head was and why Megatron would call him one.

Evil Eye says:

Psst...We're made of plastic...

dirtysock47 says:

ratchet took a cookie

iaconportland says:

Sari: Your junk is hanging out. Manifolds and everything...just sayin'...

maroyasha says:

Sari: I'm related to you.
Prime: What the?
Sari: I'm part cybertronic.
Prime: is that possible?
Sari: whoops, spoiler alert!

Badass Grimlock says:

"Spoilers! Snape kills Dumbledore!"

Optimus Eddie says:

In this next scene, you have to fight Megatron, Starscream, and Blackout while none of the other Autobots are around to back you up. You die though but by the third act, you,re alive. I have to ask Mike again on how. Doesn't seem to me to make any sense.

RoboTopia says:

I like you better as 'Peter Cullen'!!

skidflap says:

SARI: i see dead people.
OPTIMUS: no you don't.

Road Turtle says:

I'm not wearing underwear today...

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: So even though KOTOYS.com is "shut down", if you email GenZhao--say, you're not gonna' narc on me, are you?

OP: We're cool. You saw the dead prop-DVD I came with right? Hell, your only toy was 3rd party, so you're more legit than me.

Archone says:

You know, there's at least a few million humans with military training and experience, Mister Optimus, sir. Would you like us to show you how to turn an encounter with Decepticons into a Michael Bey film?

bionic_radical says:

Ratchet is a racist, and Wreck-Gar is back to sharing needles. Other than that, if we can get Prowl to be less of a homophobic, small town cop, and keep Bumbles away from the horse tracks and bookies, I smell a fourth season.

Bastene360 says:

Sari:How did you guys get all the energy without energon or oil gas.
Optimus:Secret

Brinakron says:

Optimus: So THAT's how you've kept your population up despite the wars... Maybe we should try that.

tk619dx says:

we have been canceled

Red 50 says:

Don't tell anyone, but Ratchet marked in Facebook that he is "in relationship" with Arcee. And Shockwave "like'd" it.

-Kanrabat- says:

I may not look like it, but I'm actually a battlespaceship in a pretender shell.

dinogeist says:

i'm a transformer,don't tell anyone yet or it'll kill season 2's cliffhanger ending.

slip says:

Human involve meant was so bad in this that we needed a M Night Shamalayn twist. Ready i'm not a girl i'm a robot. Now you know why Wreck Gar looked so puzzled last week.

Swindle01 says:

hey optimus did you know animated sucked so bad they tried to cancel us twice?

deaduniverse says:

what's with the chin strap? Optimus: it's not a chin strap, it's my mask!

TulioDude says:

Heres our little secret:I killed Mufasa!

necr0blivion says:

I'm really a Cylon, and we have a plan.

Rodimus Prime says:

I know what you did last summer!

Twitchythe3rd says:

And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!

Anyway, that's how I lost my medical liscence.

Aluus says:

*whisper* Seriously, what's with you guys and the huge chins?

RodOptimus79 says:

Hey optimus, You exhaust is leaking and its making me kinda nauseas

prowl123 says:

I love you

mikosaribot39 says:

Bumblebee stole the last piece of oil cake at your party

JetOptimus23 says:

Sari: Snape killed Dumbledore

OP: NOOOOO!

Treetop Maximus says:

Twilight Sparkle has my voice...

jewakhan14 says:

Hey Prime XYZ your oil filter is showing i can see your privetbot part

optimusprimeswife says:

Sari: i love you, not bee.
Optimus: thank you?
Sari: don't that way
Optimus: what?
Sari: i have always wanted to do you
Optimus:WWHHAATT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Optimus's wife: You WHAT?!?!?!
Sari: Oh, Srap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ominous Prime-Evil says:

"I need to use the little girl's room!"

Poyguimogul says:

Psst! Hey Optimus! Megatron says he "likes" you..

BeastProwl says:

Optimus: WHAT!? Then were's YOUR mom!?

#Sideways# says:

"Pssst. I have something really important to tell you."

"What?"

"I just saved 15% on car insurance!"

Tranzilla says:

Pssst....your oil filter is showing

Autobot Megatron says:

uh, sorry, but I'll leave Wreck-Gar to do THAT.

Godzillabot Primal says:

What do you mean "Canceled"?

USDA Prime says:

You, young lady, have a filthy mouth!

GCsamybliz says:

so technechly im whispering to your sideburns?

Grneclipse9902 says:

"I'm not feeling so fresh right now"

matrixquest says:

Sari: Want to know what I do in my spare time?

MagnusLabel says:

Sari (whispering): I did your mom.

welcometothedarksyde says:

Hmmm.. so that's where Waldo is

dabattousai says:

*Whisper Whisper* This series is only going to last three seasons *Whisper Whisper*