The Ultimate Caption Contest
Sparkplug levitating?

65 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Swoopscream says:
Ha! The guys at the Maharishi get together will be psyched! Level 3 here I come!
SentinelA says:
Prime: Sparkplug, tell them if they don't let us go, you'll become angry and use your powers.
SP: What powers? Whoooa!
Prime: Holy crap! What's happening? The power of Primus compells you!
#Sideways# says:
Boots: $10
Jeans: $20
Oil Rig: Thousands of dollars.
Everyone's expression of your levitation skills: Priceless.
Pokejedservo says:
transformerguru says:
Sparkplug ~ I have the Energizer bunny farts, they keep going and going and going....
Liege Evilmus says:
See this is Karma for ya. I kick the germ out of frame, and who does the camera follow... ?
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a fat man in yellow boots fly. Ha, ha.
*Shrek joke from Donkey*
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Sparkplug: Catch me now Rumble. That's right fool, I can fly!
Rumble: Ha! I been flying since before your planet was made... FOOL!
*Rumble kicks Sparkplug in the rear end*
Sparkplug: Ouch... Not fair.
Stormrider says:
Spike don't mention this to your mom. She'll give me hell if knows that I was levitating again.
Kevinus Prime says:
(FFFFFFFARRTTTT) Wow! Three Feet! new personal best, thanks to Taco Bell!
snavej says:
Sparkplug: You see, Mr. Robot, sir, we are in the Cartoon Universe. If Wile E. Coyote can levitate, so can I!
snavej says:
Sparkplug: Even in times of great danger, my skintight jeans feel so good! It's almost like I'm wearing nothing at all!
...nothing at all!
...nothing at all!
[Frenzy runs away.] [Simpsons joke re. Flanders' skintight ski suit.]
snavej says:
Sparkplug: Thank God for my hard hat!
Frenzy: You won't be so thankful when I make you EAT your hard hat, human scum!
Deceptiwho? says:
Wheeljack (off screen): Have you guys seen my new yellow anti gravity boots??
dabattousai says:
Sparkplug found a bag of green substance in Spike's lunchbox. He thought it was seasoning, but it was more than just that...
Zetatron says:
Sparkplug: Dammit Wheeljack! Your Anti-Gravity Gun works already, let me down!
Wheeljack: Now lets try some loop-de-loops.
silvershadow says:
Spike (off screan): "Its the old invisble park benck trick nice try dad"
Sparkplug: "What? No its not"
snavej says:
Police officer (out of shot): Mr. Wickity, are you on drugs?
Sparkplug: Lessee now, I'm levitating, I'm in a cartoon environment, there are giant f**king robots everywhere, I got yellow pixie boots on, my pupils are really tiny, I feel signif
Enigma Blackdragon says:
The first anual "Kick the fleshling competition" has started!
Looks like Rumble is the first to go...
Optimusizzy says:
In my atteps to get the autobots to fly like the decepticons this was the best I could do.
megatrina says:
Yeah, I tell you, Optimus, it was a pretty wild weekend. First me and the guys drank a couple six-packs, then we broke into Decepticon Headquarters and stole Megatron's new "invisibility spray" and covered the whole pier with it ... I think