The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Fyrehawk
Fyrehawk has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Daniel Witwicky sponsers the Axe/Lynx Effect.
Gee guys i hope the Decepticons don't attack now..
Why's that?
Because you're....*wait for it*...armless!
His hygiene standards were so low that the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy boys didn't allow Optimus Primal to sit in their car.
Half man (nearly), half machine, what could it mean? What could it mean?!
....it means he's half man and half machine, idiot.
