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Dec 28, 2004

Gee guys i hope the Decepticons don't attack now..

Why's that?

Because you're....*wait for it*...armless!

Dec 28, 2004

His hygiene standards were so low that the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy boys didn't allow Optimus Primal to sit in their car.

Dec 28, 2004

Half man (nearly), half machine, what could it mean? What could it mean?!

....it means he's half man and half machine, idiot.

Dec 28, 2004

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