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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by prehistoryanimal

prehistoryanimal has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Sparkplug levitating?

wait.. what part of mirage is this? oh, gawd...

Spike walks away from Hound

Hound: How very odd, Spike. I thought only the female of your species bled there?
Spike: . . . . Hound.. I need a doctor... NOW!

Spike walks away from Hound

Spike: Aw c'mon, Hound. Look, dammit! Can you tell?
Hound: I refuse to participate in this..
Spike: C'mon, can u tell I've been working out?
Hound: I'm not listening *LALALALALA*

Spike walks away from Hound

Spike: I'll be right back, Hound.. No one, and I mean no one calls me chicken!
Hound: Spike, wait! My sensors are detecting a concealed weapon!

Hound: ¡¡¡Spike!!!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Man.. another Chinese bootleg.. Oversized-oversized Optimus...

People in line at the Dancitron

Zarak and Scorponok: Where Are They Now?

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