The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:26 am

Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:This is a game forum, not a chat room.

... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.

Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!

by **neliz** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:10 pm

Burn wrote:... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.

Probably because the mods don't use the right bug spray...

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Now I'm off to bed. I'm exhausted from staying up all night and chatting up a dame. I'll see how these turn out tomorrow.

Cause and Effect ladies.

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:35 pm

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by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:33 pm

Looks like it didn't turn out that bad. Psychout ended up being the meat in an Awesome sandwich.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:47 pm

Fearless Echoes wrote:
Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:This is a game forum, not a chat room.

... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.

Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!

I said DECENT!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:32 pm

Burn wrote:
Fearless Echoes wrote:
Burn wrote:\

... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.

Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!

I said DECENT!

Yeah!

... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!

by **neliz** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:42 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:Yeah!

... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!

a little lip-gloss and some shaving make all the difference in the world.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:07 pm

neliz wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Yeah!

... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!

a little lip-gloss and some shaving make all the difference in the world.

Wait! this isn't a interent dating service! We gotta post missions or Heir Psychout will yell at us again! Post some missions Neliz!

by **neliz** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:31 pm

lip gloss here:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... gister.php

Gillette Venus ici:

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=246757

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:46 pm

neliz wrote:lip gloss here:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... gister.php

Gillette Venus ici:

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=246757

You're really horrible at this you know that right? :lol:

First link isn't a mission, it's the arena register page. I said missions. Second isn't even a mission you're in!

Onto another topic... Since Den-O is now Absolute Merc, which is obviously taken from my name and Merc's name, does that mean he's our number 1 fan is doing a tribute to us?

by **neliz** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:58 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:You're really horrible at this you know that right?

First link isn't a mission, it's the arena register page. I said missions. Second isn't even a mission you're in!

DAng, i was in 8 not in 7

Onto another topic... Since Den-O is now Absolute Merc, which is obviously taken from my name and Merc's name, does that mean he's our number 1 fan is doing a tribute to us?

The only reason he took that name is to scare the living sh*t out of me.. and well.. what's on the mind is on the keyboard..

in related news, mwam does not take my advances well

merc with a mouth wrote:There's no reason to fly off the handle when pulling me aside and talking like men will most likely solve any issue we might have.

neliz wrote:Any specific type of man you would like to talk to/like?

merc with a mouth wrote:wat?

neliz wrote:Like manly mens talk about football, bitches and cubic inches or more metrosexual talk about blouses and loafers?

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Reported for harassment.

Kick me.. PLEASE

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:04 pm

It's to be expected AZ. Most Yaoi Fangirls like to combine their OTP's into their new screen names. It's to be expected.

I only say Konichiwa to Bitches neliz. So sorry man.

Video is NSFW.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:09 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:It's to be expected AZ. Most Yaoi Fangirls like to combine their OTP's into their new screen names. It's to be expected.

Explains why he said we were gay lovers. Fangirls never can tell the difference between comradery and homosexuality. "look, they're friendly with each other, they talk to each other, and they help each other. They must be gay!"

*edit* Thought we'd be nice and return the corpses for a proper burial. How about some grade B beef from the bots now instead of this F stuff. Merc's getting the runs from it.

*edit 2* More for your funeral pyre

Atleast the Cons and Maximals have the deciency to put out some grade A competition...

*edit 3*
At least Conjurous showed up... Didn't save the lowbies though.

*edit 4*
this is getting sad... My last 4 bot missions in order those are.

*edit 5*
5 in a row. Really... Come on guys.

*edit 6*
Even Team Awesome's number 1 fan cannot save the Autobots

*edit 7*
UNFRICKINSTOPPABLE!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:06 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:Explains why he said we were gay lovers. Fangirls never can tell the difference between comradery and homosexuality. "look, they're friendly with each other, they talk to each other, and they help each other. They must be gay!"

Boy, my "comraderie" with War Hammer just took on a whole different meaning!

Wait ... I never helped War Hammer! YAY! I'm not gay!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:10 pm

Oh teh noes! They beat us! And it only took them outgunning.

*edit*

Oh no! They beat us again by outnumbering us!

But they couldn't keep us down!

*edit*
Finally! Competition! A level 3 answers the call, and the commander is behind me! What's that say about the rest of them?

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:25 am

BRING IT ON!!!

its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:07 am

Hellraiser44 wrote:BRING IT ON!!!

its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!

What's this! :shock:

A Autobot finally replied! Oh my god! What do I do! what do I do! Oh... wait... I know.

By then I'll be level 5. Especially if your higher level bot brothers are going to leave you to die against vastly superior forces. I aint gotta bring it. I been singing it and bringing it all day. Whatchu gonna do about it? You gonna go to Iacon and cry? While you're there tell them Conjurous is the only bot over level 2 with stones enough to face the Predacons. Oooo yeah!

This is where, if I was Merc, I'd post a pic or link to something cool/funny

by **Nickolai** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:36 am

I've been im the Arena queue for FIFTY MINUTES.

Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT! 8-}

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:39 am

50 mins huh? ;;)

You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?

Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:42 am

Nickolai wrote:I've been im the Arena queue for FIFTY MINUTES.

Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT!

It's almost 3 am on the west coast of the US, so almost 7 am on the east coast of the US. Most americans are sleeping

If you're tired of waiting for people in the arena, go do some missions. After the arse whoopin we handed out before, the bots could use the backup.

by **neliz** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:43 am

Burn wrote:50 mins huh?

You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?

Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.

exact opposite here,

my missions this morning

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247210
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247209
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247208

edit:

wow, just put two bots in pred missions because that was the only opposition i could find in the whole of 6 missions..

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247208

Looks like all the cons are sleeping because the only thing they are able to beat is a well roasted turkey with a pointy knife and spork.

by **Nickolai** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:46 am

Burn wrote:50 mins huh?

You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?

Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.

I *ALWAYS* enter missions where there's at least 1 decepticon or 2 maxis/preds before entering Arena. Don't I always gots your back, neliz?

This was more of a 'hmm, five missions, ok, *fill fill fill*, send someone to Arena'...

45 mintues later, check back...

'*^^$#@! Waiting 1:16:43?! #$^#&! *check missions, only four this time...*

#^#@#&#!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:48 am

You didn't have his back when we were pounding it.

Rogues do it from behind

by **neliz** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:51 am

Absolute Zero wrote:You didn't have his back when we were pounding it.

Rogues do it from behind

Are those two other "manly man" quotes or do you want to talk about your love triangle between you, Galvatron and Clay Aikin?

But yeah, seems that 75% of the bot missions are filled and the other factions can't reach these numbers.

by **Nickolai** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:55 am

neliz wrote:
Are those two other "manly man" quotes or do you want to talk about your love triangle between you, Galvatron and Clay Aikin?

But yeah, seems that 75% of the bot missions are filled and the other factions can't rach these numbers.

Yeah, I'm in a bunch of Landings and Robber Barons now that I can't see us losing. 6 on 4s and a 6 on 2.

PRE-EMPTING Con smack talk - They were 2 v 2 and 1 v 1 when I got there! :twisted: