The Energon Pub

[Yoru Ookami]

To help further clean up all the recruitment threads and free them up to do what they were intended to do, I thought it would be nice to have a thread specifically for smack talk, propaganda posters, why our faction is better than everyone else's conversations, etc. This way, we can still have fun at each others expense, without creating any problems.

This could also be a place to cut and past anything you want to make fun of in a faction forum, and make fun of it here so as to not cause a problem in said faction's forum. And it could be another good place to throw out recruitment propaganda and try to sway people to your side.

Hopefully, this thread will take off and we will get to have some fun in it. Just please remember to keep everything clean and fun.

PS. Go Maximal in V2, everything else is just a cheap imitation.

[Omega Sentinel]

Great idea.
Maybe this will help keep the recruiting threads on topic.

[Flashwave]

To help further clean up all the recruitment threads and free them up to do what they were intended to do, I thought it would be nice to have a thread specifically for smack talk, propaganda posters, why our faction is better than everyone else's conversations, etc. This way, we can still have fun at each others expense, without creating any problems.

This could also be a place to cut and past anything you want to make fun of in a faction forum, and make fun of it here so as to not cause a problem in said faction's forum. And it could be another good place to throw out recruitment propaganda and try to sway people to your side.

Hopefully, this thread will take off and we will get to have some fun in it. Just please remember to keep everything clean and fun.

PS. Go Maximal in V2, everything else is just a cheap imitation.

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

[Yoru Ookami]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

[Dragonslayer]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

I'd expect them to be made of the same plastic that plastic forks are made of and decals that don't stay on for 10 minutes.


Stupid knockoffs...

[DtreetViper2]

I got some KnockOffs, Some are good. (not as good as the real one) the others just bad.

As I'ved said the Maximals will figure things out.
The first to get Transformed are the Autobots. The Cons Stoled the data.
The Maximals had those Data Disk things, The Preds stoled them

Till all are one!

[sprockitz]

80% win rate as a maximal

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=276827
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=276834
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=276835
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=276836

who says you need numbers

[Burn]

After reading all the recruitment threads over the last few days, is it any wonder they devolve into spam? They don't offer anything. There's no "this is what we're offering". It just seems full of propoganda and smack talk.

But whatever makes Mogwai Prime think he's big.

[Uncrazzimatic]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Well I could have made one, but I thought I'd let a maximal do it as you're more suited to dogs body work.

[sprockitz]

After reading all the recruitment threads over the last few days, is it any wonder they devolve into spam? They don't offer anything. There's no "this is what we're offering". It just seems full of propoganda and smack talk.

But whatever makes Mogwai Prime think he's big.

well our actual strategery is classified to the highest level so we can't share it with the world.

(and the fact that we don't enough about the setup to perfect the strategery, though I will say I am extremely good at risk...perhaps that would make me a good diplomat convincing other factions it's in their benefit to not attack me)

[KAMJIIN]

Why are there an autobot, 2 decepticons and a predacon in a thread full of Go-Bots?

[Chaoslock]

It was about time to do this thread!

[zemper]

Why are there an autobot, 2 decepticons and a predacon in a thread full of Go-Bots?

TOUCHE!

[Uncrazzimatic]

It was about time to do this thread!

Atleast someone else noticed...

[Ouroboros]

Not a bad thread, should release tension in the other threads.

But does that mean I, as in we, can't invade the other threads and add our arguments to the equation (granted that they are on topic of course).

[Yoru Ookami]

You Cons need some work if 4 Decepticons can't beat 2 Maximals.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=277731

Like I said, go Maximal in V2, because as you can see, the cons are just cheap imitations.

[Galvatronus]

You Cons need some work if 4 Decepticons can't beat 2 Maximals.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=277731

Like I said, go Maximal in V2, because as you can see, the cons are just cheap imitations.

Speaking of which...

3 Cons could only do a grand total of 4 points damage to 2 Maximals

Not much better here either
4 Cons can't seem to beat only 2 Maximals

The Autobots sure like to jump around a lot too

[DtreetViper2]

He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Man I think the Cons have better luck against Us good ole bots

That and the Maximals don't need to Start Their Engines like us Bots, and the Whimpy Silly Little Cons..

[Redimus]

To quote a Dire Straits song (yes, i know...)...

If you wanna run cooool, if you wanna run cooool,
If you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel!

So there you go, join the cons and stuffs.

[Absolute Zero]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

[Yoru Ookami]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

Nope.

[Absolute Zero]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

Nope.

But they're the immitations, not the originals.

[Yoru Ookami]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

Nope.

But they're the immitations, not the originals.

Hmmm, I'm gunna have to stay with nope on this one.

[head-shot]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

Nope.

But they're the immitations, not the originals.

Hmmm, I'm gunna have to stay with nope on this one.

cons are the original transformers

[DtreetViper2]

See cons? It takes a member of the Smart ancestry to do this and not steal someone elses.

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of cheap imitations?

Since the maximals came after... wouldn't they be the cheap imitations?

Nope.

But they're the immitations, not the originals.

Hmmm, I'm gunna have to stay with nope on this one.

cons are the original transformers

Actually Us Good Bots are. The Maximals are The Next Level in the Line of Evolution For Us!

Just like the Tasty Meaty Preds are to you Extremely Huge Pile Of Scrap heap Cons (Not using the words I would use towards the Cons/Preds in the show. I find all of you Cons/Preds very Smart and helpful)

I haven't seen J.P. for awhile where is he?