The Energon Pub

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:16 am

sumowrestler wrote:What I mean by being friendly is that I will treat a lady with respect, kindness, and maybe even a drink depending on where I am at. I won't go any farther than that even on the third or fourth date if I'm lucky enough to get that far. It makes me wonder how some of the more aggresive factions treats their women?

boring! the maximal's smacktalk worse than the autobots

and it requires more than one drink for a second date.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:18 am

Tammuz wrote:boring! the maximal's smacktalk worse than the autobots

The Maximal upgrade.

Featuring a more streamlined body for better energon performance along with other upgrades to enhance your lifestyle.

Still contains Humour V0.5

by **Night Strike** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:20 am

thefluffmeister wrote:Bah. If you're a woman and you feel it necessary to get all violent and physical, then yeah.. you have the same right to get stole in the face. ;D

I'll keep that in mind the next time I get a chance to kick your aft.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:41 am

Burn wrote:
Featuring a more streamlined body for better energon performance along with other upgrades to enhance your lifestyle.

right, so does that mean it takes more or less energon to overenergise?

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:38 pm

It looks like my attempt to kill you with kindness isn't working. What about that us Maximals can walk up to you after 2.0 starts and smash your puny little heads into the ground so hard that you would end up in China? If any of you decide to capture any of us again, we will quietly walk on in and break the person out and then as we are leaving, we would leave a nice little present that destroys half of your pathetic facility.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:46 pm

sumowrestler wrote:It looks like my attempt to kill you with kindness isn't working. What about that us Maximals can walk up to you after 2.0 starts and smash your puny little heads into the ground so hard that you would end up in China? If any of you decide to capture any of us again, we will quietly walk on in and break the person out and then as we are leaving, we would leave a nice little present that destroys half of your pathetic facility.

isn't the little maximal cute, when he's all riled up! yes you are! yes you are!

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:04 pm

Tammuz wrote:
sumowrestler wrote:It looks like my attempt to kill you with kindness isn't working. What about that us Maximals can walk up to you after 2.0 starts and smash your puny little heads into the ground so hard that you would end up in China? If any of you decide to capture any of us again, we will quietly walk on in and break the person out and then as we are leaving, we would leave a nice little present that destroys half of your pathetic facility.

isn't the little maximal cute, when he's all riled up! yes you are! yes you are!

*Kicks Tammuz in the butt so hard that Tammuz is 10 miles away and crashes so hard that there is a mile deep crater.*

Well, there goes that annoyance. Some of the Maximals can be cute but we can also be quite dangerous. It looks like the air also now has a fresher scent to it. I guess I was too focused on kicking tail that I didn't notice how much the competition stinks in all areas.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:08 pm

aw is little sumo turned into mister cranky pants?

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:55 pm

Tammuz wrote:aw is little sumo turned into mister cranky pants?

Nah, I am not that good at smack talk as you can tell unless a situation is given to me that I can work with. That is the main reason I stay out of this thread and that I prefer peace over fighting. If that peace comes from talking intead of you being in pieces, I'm more for that.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:02 pm

sumowrestler wrote:
Tammuz wrote:aw is little sumo turned into mister cranky pants?

Nah, I am not that good at smack talk as you can tell unless a situation is given to me that I can work with. That is the main reason I stay out of this thread and that I prefer peace over fighting. If that peace comes from talking intead of you being in pieces, I'm more for that.

are you surrendering again?

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:07 pm

Tammuz wrote:
sumowrestler wrote:
Tammuz wrote:aw is little sumo turned into mister cranky pants?

Nah, I am not that good at smack talk as you can tell unless a situation is given to me that I can work with. That is the main reason I stay out of this thread and that I prefer peace over fighting. If that peace comes from talking intead of you being in pieces, I'm more for that.

are you surrendering again?

Sounds like it to me.

Ready his pen at the zoo...

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:21 pm

Bun-Bun wrote:
Tammuz wrote:
sumowrestler wrote:
Tammuz wrote:aw is little sumo turned into mister cranky pants?

Nah, I am not that good at smack talk as you can tell unless a situation is given to me that I can work with. That is the main reason I stay out of this thread and that I prefer peace over fighting. If that peace comes from talking intead of you being in pieces, I'm more for that.

are you surrendering again?

Sounds like it to me.

Ready his pen at the zoo...

uh-uh, this little doggy's staying in my handbag

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:41 pm

So who wants a laser rifle shoved where the sun doesn't shine first set to overload in 30 nanoclicks? Any more comments of us Maximals surrendering and putting us in cages will get exactly that. We will fight until you get so sick and tired of it that you will retire or simply leave to go rust somewhere else.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:53 pm

sumowrestler wrote:So who wants a laser rifle shoved where the sun doesn't shine first set to overload in 30 nanoclicks?

is that another sexual innuedo?

though in all seriousness at least sumo's actually in here participating, where's EP? where's AS? where's the rest of the supposed good guys? i come in here and and claim the HMWGD, and only sumo stands against me.......sumo seems to be standing alone on lots of things these days.

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:58 pm

sumowrestler wrote: We will fight until you get so sick and tired of it that you will retire or simply leave to go rust somewhere else.

I sometimes wonder if Maximals know history... We fought with autobots over 8 million years, you only started this war...

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:04 pm

uh-uh, this little doggy's staying in my handbag

doggy? I always thought of him as more of a naked mole rat. :-?

anyways,

I just love it that they all say they want a return of smack talk but they can't take it once we start dishing it out. :lol:

typical.

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:15 pm

One thing I can think of for right now is the Thanksgiving holiday in the US. As for the times before then, who knows. My only thought is end of year stuff for those who work and school projects of us in school. I think one thing we will all agree on is if 2.0 is shelved semi-permanently again, what we do have may end up dying. I'm trying to get the Maximals interacting again with our constitution being put up for discussion but that hasn't done much. It might time to poke people again through the PM system. As for you guys, I'll poke you with more than a PM and you don't need to go inactive to get that attention.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:36 pm

do you not have any faction competitions, bounty hunts and such? the donate function has given us newfound ways of having fun.

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:41 pm

Tammuz wrote:do you not have any faction competitions, bounty hunts and such? the donate function has given us newfound ways of having fun.

Guess nobody has told them about what we do...
You know those bots, can't do anything that isn't a ripoff of what the Cons do... Maxis are no different I guess.

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:07 pm

Sadly it is a little more difficult for us since there are only 16 ingame. We did try a commander hunt lead by GP but it had a very small list. Our problem is similar to what everyone else is having of people wanting to switch and can't.

by **Cyberwright** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:55 pm

Whats this? one con Vs all comers and still standing strong! This is just another example of our greatness over you old bannger :BOT:

, gator skin boots :PRED:

and whiped dogs :MAX:

by **sumowrestler** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:46 pm

You must not be one of the more intelligent Cons because I am "battling" two or three Cons at once not counting you. Hey Tammuz, you need to train this young pup how to count or all you do is teach them how to hold a gun? Hopefully he isn't your strategist or you have already lost the war.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:10 pm

sumowrestler wrote:You must not be one of the more intelligent Cons because I am "battling" two or three Cons at once not counting you. Hey Tammuz, you need to train this young pup how to count or all you do is teach them how to hold a gun? Hopefully he isn't your strategist or you have already lost the war.

D'oh!
You figured it out. :HALUC:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:39 pm

sumowrestler wrote:You must not be one of the more intelligent Cons because I am "battling" two or three Cons at once not counting you. Hey Tammuz, you need to train this young pup how to count or all you do is teach them how to hold a gun? Hopefully he isn't your strategist or you have already lost the war.

Please ... just stop. You've admitted you're not great at smack talking. Stop now before you embarrass yourself any further.

by **Rat Convoy** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:04 pm

Burn wrote:
sumowrestler wrote:You must not be one of the more intelligent Cons because I am "battling" two or three Cons at once not counting you. Hey Tammuz, you need to train this young pup how to count or all you do is teach them how to hold a gun? Hopefully he isn't your strategist or you have already lost the war.

Please ... just stop. You've admitted you're not great at smack talking. Stop now before you embarrass yourself any further.

Most bizarre strategy ever. You dipsticks berate the other factions for not smacktalking enough and then when someone tries you just tell them to stop. There's just no pleasing some people...