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It's Christmas Time ...

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It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:44 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
... the battle fields of Seibertron, once filled with the clashes of Battle Blades, the pew pew pews of X-Ray lasers, the sounds of Mini-Cons being murdered ... now, the battle fields almost quiet, the lights and sounds of former strongholds now dim and quiet, small skirmishes appear now and then, but for the most part, the battle fields have fallen silent.

Commanders long left, the repair and upgrade crew absent.

In Iacon, a small figure hops around putting up posters of memes.

In a small bunker, his face lit by the light of his monitor, an over-worked and never paid Admin toils away, smiting spambots, his desire to interact with the rest of the populace has wained, his desire to wage war against the news crew is pointless ... they never pay attention anyway.

He looks at the date, Christmas is approaching, he decides he should do something.

"I'll rotate in those Christmas alts!" he thinks to himself.

He finds one.

Then remembers the Autobot alt mode rotation algorithm is borked. He utters a murmour of disconent and contemplates quitting.

"I'll whip up some Christmas missions!" he things to himself.

Then he remembers the lack of time he has as a freshly minted Operations Manager.

So he finds old Christmas missions and re-activates them. He modifies them to cover more levels and to give more rewards.

He opens up a communication screen and calls up his creations.

"Piss off, we're retired" Gore declares, without even a hello.
"It's Christmas you twatwaffle, get off your arses and do something"
"How about you get off your arse and unpack us? It's been over a year! We're your kitbashes but we are still boxed!"
"I need to find the right place for you!"
"You could put us anywhere!"
"You want more to put you somewhere the cat will get to you? You didn't see what she tried to do to Impactor..."
"Fair point" Gore conceeds before cutting off the transmission "We're still retired" he mutters.


It's not much, but I hope you enjoy the small changes I've made. If you don't, by all means, please express your criticism so I can ban your ungrateful arse.

Have a good Christmas and New Year, stay safe, try not to murder any relatives, praise be to Santa, or if none of that applies to you, just have a good whatever it is you're up to around this time of year.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby White_Noise » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:35 pm

Team Freak Show are back in the game;
Why It's a Festivus miracle! :DANCE:

May Burn bless us. Every one.
With wrathful hammers and cannon fire :x :saint:

White_Noise :CON:
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:47 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
Weapon: Battle Blades
Festivus is upon us? We need a pole, for the Airing of Grievances! Quick, White_Noise, grab that Hammer of Banning! We'll let Burn go first. It is his hammer, after all.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby White_Noise » Sat Dec 21, 2019 12:22 am

I dare not covet, let alone grab, the Hammer of Banning :-s
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:05 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Shut up and fight ya suckholes.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:11 am

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
Weapon: Battle Blades
Half my team is in the cr after a long day of xp farming. The other half are on shift. I don't know about anyone else, but I am. These missions rock, and they are getting 4 on 5, 5 on 5, and 6 on 6 matchups. Other than a few stragglers who didn't get the memo, nearly everybodies in.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:57 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
I turned off a few of the others to ensure these generated.

Might even bump up the payouts a bit more too.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby ThunderThruster » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:11 am

Weapon: Twin Shoulder-Mounted Rocket Launchers
Let the Yule battle carnage reap havoc!
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Bun-Bun » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:14 pm

There's a kangaroo putting up memes?
I blame Burn, only he could import them from Imaginary-Land-Downunder.
The opinions expressed in this post are well-reasoned and insightful.
Needless to say, they are not those of SEIBERTRON.COM, its staff members, or any other site lackeys.
Anyone who says otherwise is itching for a fight.

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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:23 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
Weapon: Battle Blades
We want to have a snowball fight, Uncle Burn. Can you make us up some snowball launchers for the north pole missions? Nothing too fancy, maybe just reskin some halfway decent guns for us?
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby High Command » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:40 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"
Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher
Yuletide greetings and all the best wishes of the season to everyone (even Autobots).
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:13 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
KAMJIIN wrote:We want to have a snowball fight, Uncle Burn. Can you make us up some snowball launchers for the north pole missions? Nothing too fancy, maybe just reskin some halfway decent guns for us?


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Payouts for those Christmas missions have also been slightly increased.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:15 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
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:D
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:27 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Let me know if they actually work. :lol:
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:49 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
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Working so far. It's total war!
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby KAMJIIN » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:23 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
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They are working very well. Thanks, Burn.
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Optimus_Prime007 » Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:04 pm

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Merry Christmas everyone! (You too HC ;) )

Keep spreading the memes! (You know who you are)
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby Burn » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:10 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
CHristmas mission rewards have been boosted again!

How generous can I get ...
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Re: It's Christmas Time ...

Postby -Soundwave- » Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:59 pm

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Thank you!
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