The Energon Pub

[Psychout]

*Incoming message for Autobot command at Iacon*

Evolution Prime?!

Get out here!!
I, Psychout, Decepticon Warlord, formally declare war on the Autobot controlled province of Altigon, currently commanded by your forces.

The Decepticons have grown tired of your cities tedious resistance to our advancement of Cybertron as a weapon to conquer the universe. Cybertron is our planet by rights and we will not allow you to stand in the way of our races destiny as the galaxy's conquerers.

The time has come for Altagon's obliteration. Our Predacon brothers will be aiding us in the attack and will devour any Maximal or Autobot threat in their way, you cannot escape us and none shall be spared.


Therefore, effective immediately, we will be targeting the forces of you, your allies and any half-breeds loyal to your cause for immediate termination and ensuring Altigon's brutal and swift destruction.

And to any Maximal agents intercepting this message; Aid us or hinder us, it matters not.
We will destroy Prime, his city and his allies easily. Should you foolishly attmpt to stand in our way or move to protect the Autobots, you will join them in annihilation. However, should you choose to aid us, you have a Warlord's own word that you will be richly rewarded when the job is done...

Gather up your arms Autobots, I wish to tear them forceably from your shoulders...

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Please note this is a bragging thread designed for a bit of RP fun and is _not_ a tournament.
Do not bother with this thread if you are not interested in
playing the war out as a character from your own team.

Everyone is welcome to join from all 4 factions.
Do not take this thread too 'srsly', we certainly will not be.
All posts to be told based on a linked mission result please.
Please take it in turn to boast (unless the brag is truly awesome)

Use a bit of common sense when you post; This is a fun battle
for a city on Cybertron, not a re-enactment of war and peace...
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Already WarPorn Industries' own Vetinarian has led the initial strike force, taking 2 heads himself

The gates of Altagon and their commander Spectrum thanks to Silverbolt, have been smashed...

Its time to DIE!

[jazzrules]

The Iacon Defense Squad mobilises to the sound of the alarm. Dust Storm and a team of 5 other brave Autobots manage to hold off the first eager pair of Predacons.

Dust storm brings the battle to close, taking the head of Deathwalker

Dust Storm

Bring it!

[Edgecrusher]

Predacons on the move into Iacon meeting the first so called resistance De-Manufacture: "Predacons, ATTACK!"

At the same time in the tunnels beneath Iacon a nother Predacon squad meets some AUTOBOT DEFENDERS Sadly with no chance

[Dragonslayer]

The Autobots Spartans arrive on the scene, ready to drive out the invaders and defend the great city of Altigon!

Blazer Prime and a group of Autobots (including Optimus Prime himself) successfully defeat the oncoming Predacon advance, and Blazer himself takes down PREDACON SCORPONOK, Zero Hour, and Omega Destroyer.

*Message sent out on all open frequencies*

This is Blazer Prime of the Autobot Spartans.
Is this the best you Preds can do? I've fought training drones thougher than you lot!

Doesn't matter. In the end, Altigon will remain standing and in Autobot hands!

[Psychout]

Evil the Cars tyres squealed as he drew up next to the corpse of Kumiho's victim, Juggerknot. Evil's rifle has downed two of his opponents easily, and he saluted his Eisen Dragoon ally and grinned.

BOOM!
HEADSHOT!!

He adjusted his speaker's to the highest volume and checked his gamerscore, still not high enough. This game was just beginning, barely just the prologue. It was only a shame that in this game you couldn't just press a button and skip to the fun part.

[Scantron]

I was just with a squadron on the North side of the city and we decimated a laughably pathetic Decepticon attack party; I slagged two of them personally and barely even got my wheels dirty. They're going to have to do better than that to take our territory!

Ah, yes! I too was one of the players in a recent stunning performance, in which I held an important supporting role, bringing down the curtain on Chaoslock. I suffered once more for my art, but when next I take the stage, the Decepticons will again find their act cut short!

[slip]

Lord Psychout Airterror of the Strataons reporting our group has caught a bot team off guard. I personally left Firecheif of the Iacon Defense Squad in a smoking pile.

Your Friends will have to talk louder for you to hear them

Airterror out

[Edgecrusher]

During the attack on Iacon Psychout recieved a transmission from Angerfist Psychout we're movin forward deeper into Iacon, defences are stronger her but no match for the Predacon army. I'm sending you the head of Burn-out for the trophy hall! Angerfist out.

[Dragonslayer]

Boltbrain walked into the CR room with a huge grin on his face. Rubbing his hands in glee, he walked over to the medic on duty and said, "Guess who just took down Soundwave?"

[-Soundwave-]

Amalgamated Presence takes no time storming right in only things aren't as they seemed

SolarCat to Substance,

I've got a few here with some spirit, I managed to take down Warblade, and Rum Runner, and they still keep coming I could. przzffffii

Those on the channel froze

SolarCat?.... crap. Substance to Thundertron I think we have a problem. I just slagged Powerglide G1, Rocker, and this other bot Encryption something wrong with that bot, he tried to get my stash, yeah anyway the other Deceptions in the are have picked off what I didn't get I am heading to SolarCat's last position now.

The others headed in to find their own opposition.

[Evolution Prime]

Alright Altigon commanders, to the front lines! WE must stop the Kaon forces from breeching our defenses! I wan your best effort. Autobot Spartan, you will defend the eastern parts of the city. I will send the Iacon Elite Guard to the Altigon gates to prevent the Kaon forces from advancing. We are again at war Autobots!

[Dragonslayer]

Orders received, sir. We are en route to the eastern part of the city. Resistance looks to be substantial, but we'll give 'em all we've got!

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This is Steelwrath. The Predacon advance here has been stopped. Also add Opeth to the list of Preds slagged, please.

[JaAm]

The triggerhappies have been deployed, hoping to fail in a most spectacular fashion!

[Rebirth Megatron]

Skywarp to all Decepticon forces. We found some girliebots int h western side. They we not all that good looking so we put them outta our misery. I slagged one myself. Move yer afts or I won't leave anyone for you to play with.

You should watch your own backside Skywarp, we took out their Maximal reinforcements. If we were not so observant you would be in stasis lock. Though it is unseemly to shoot a female, we did it well. We are proceeding in further. Further reports pending, Reflector out.

Datamatrix smiles under his mask as he kept track of the flow of information. "All cons, we made a breech. Move in and kick their afts like good Cons....and Preds...and...whatever else we got. Eehh, I ain't much for motivational speeches. Just do it"

[Shadow Dragon]

Datamatrix to all Decepticon forces. Listen up and listen good. We made a hole in their western flanks. Personally A small squad of cons and Yours Truly ran into a small band of Maxies. Lil' fuzzballs stood no chance....I think Jacinth here's still twitching...gross. Anyway follow up and head on in. These guys could fight their way out of a Minicon Preschool.

Right there with you bosscon. Thunderwave is still trying to get Scorpius & Sick goo off of her tires.

[Evolution Prime]

We are keeping the Kaon forces at bay at the Altigon gates. Tanrak and I have taken out the advancing forces. Starscream stood no chance as he tried doing a strafing run, but instead felt the taste of my X-Ray laser. Looks like Kaon will have to find a new strategy on getting past us. We do need backup on the western walls. Scantron, I want you to send Brutallica and Shatterwing there to lead the troops over there. Keep it up guys and we will hold the city!

[slip]

Circiut Breaker here we have just broke a hole in the bot line big enough to drive a big rig through. Come to think of it Bigrig won't be driving any where.Come join us and lets break there ranks.

Stukatron here they are trying to move reinforcments in. I left two of them slagged on the trail push their flanks surroud them and suffocate them

[-Soundwave-]

Windcon reporting in, ran into some Maximals, stasis locked Cheetor, and Hera, with the help of Prowler, these new recuits know how to take names. Heading on in as soon as we blow a hole in the South Wall. Windcon out.

She looked over the Decepticon who was spattered with energon and mech fluid. "You like your job don't you."

"Heh, the more 'Bots I can gut out the better." Prowler answered.

*Prowler used with permission.

[Dragonslayer]

Maximus Prime looked out at the seemingly endless battle going on at the east side of Altigon. The Decepticons have almost completely overwhelmed us, he thought. None of our defensive checkpoints have held up. We need a miracle...

"Any word from any other units?" Maximus asked Revver. The guidance counselor looked at him with no emotion, as he usually did. "No sir. Communications are fuzzy at best with all the weapons discharging in the area." Maximus shook his head, then jumped slightly as he received a communique.

Yo, this is Speed Demon. We've routed the Preds in this sector, and yours truly personally offed Sick and PREDACON TARANTULAS. I'm on my way back now, so stay tuned!

[sumowrestler]

Sumowrestler walks in using his retired AWC code and surprised that it still worked. He lead his three squad commanders in behind him.

"Ah, Evolution Prime, long time no see. I hope you remember my team leaders, Primedon, Rhinedon, and Land Seeker. I heard that the Bots were having troubles holding together and some were unhappy with your leadership. As you know, I took my own leave from the war but came back when I heard that the Maximal program was started. Sadly, my team has lost its way but now they are back and ready to kick some tail once again. Rhinedon had a decent mission against the Preds on one of his scouting missions. Admittedly the Maximals did have a slight number and power advantage but we still walked away from it.

[boxcar]

Torgue here from the Autobot Assault Force. Took out some squishies on our way back into the city but its not looking good out there.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=190521

[-Soundwave-]

Eclipse Velocity to Occult.

Hey sweetie, I got some predacons over here that could use your fine touch I did lock up Orion, but I needed to recharge my null ray before I took on Auquafire, so I ducked down behind part of and old refueling station. Think you could manage some cover fire and get me outta here?

Near by a loud crash was heard, then the channel opened again.

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Valclaron refuses to talk. He resorts to a Morse code. Translation: Valclaron will get you out. I have three heads of my own Soranik Natu, Hot Rodimus, and Fire-Strike. E.T.A two minutes.

Eclipse Velocity crouched in her bit of crevice a little farther, shaking her head. 'I told him not to leave Sustain, I hate that code slag.' she thought.

[Daneki]

The Governator watched and weightlifted from the sidelines. The skirmish between Autobot and Decepticon forces on the outskirts of Altigon was escalating.

"Krrshht. Bumblebee to Governator. You joinin' us or what?"

"Krrshht. Why? Arghh yoo not strong enuff to win weefout me??."

"Krrshht. X-xxx to Gov. Get your ass out here before we all get stasis loc..."

He could ignore it no longer. Two of his Neo Kaon brethren were in need. He would help.

Striding into the battlefield, using his enormous dumbbells as a shield and protecting his fellows with his own massive bulk, The Governator let loose his Null Ray and ended the last remaining 3 Autobots - Kou, Challenger-cjb and ATVicious - within seconds of each other. Looking down at their smoking chassis, he resumed his lifting, lit a stogie and calmly said "You're fired."

[Rebirth Megatron]

Hey Skywarp, I don't mean to step on your toes but I bagged me three kills in one fight. Not bad huh ol' buddy?

That's what I get for taking out the rest of that ambush party., sad pickings...I'll catch up Cracker, I won't let these geeky bots and maxies make me look bad.

Datamatrix sighs. "You two guys better knock it off with the macho chest thumping crap. I just slagged two Maximals myself and you don't see me getting all happy over it. If I don't get to stroke my ego, I'll be damned if my men do. Keep on going and don't stop until Evolution Prime is dead at your feet."

[Rebirth Megatron]

Double post.
(OOC)

Datamatrix: I blame YOU Syntax.

Syntax: Who ME? That's not fair.

Datamatrix: Well....Just to make this spot productive.



Data: Decepticons, I am putting out a capture on site order. I figure you men need some..morale boosting. Carry on in character now.