The Energon Pub

High Command wrote:*Hands Burn and First Gen each a ruler*

Perhaps this way we can find out who's got the biggest?

Imperial or Metric?

Burn wrote:Translated as ...

I suck at comebacks myself, in fact the only ones I have is where I tell others their comebacks suck

Oh and it wasn't a bad miss because you see where I said I HIT you with it? Yeah .... HIT. Not miss. Call me when you've graduated from "reading things how I like to suit my own lame comebacks" into something that might have a little bit of credibility to it.

EXACTLY! Can't he even SEE the rock bits all over his keyboard?

But if ANY of you can come up with a worthy comeback I'll eat my entire Transformers collection

Dozertron wrote:

Burn wrote:Translated as ...

I suck at comebacks myself, in fact the only ones I have is where I tell others their comebacks suck

Oh and it wasn't a bad miss because you see where I said I HIT you with it? Yeah .... HIT. Not miss. Call me when you've graduated from "reading things how I like to suit my own lame comebacks" into something that might have a little bit of credibility to it.

EXACTLY! Can't he even SEE the rock bits all over his keyboard?

But if ANY of you can come up with a worthy comeback I'll eat my entire Transformers collection

Which is all of what? None? Gobots don't count.

Burn wrote:

High Command wrote:*Hands Burn and First Gen each a ruler*

Perhaps this way we can find out who's got the biggest?

Imperial or Metric?

You should probably go with metric, because it sounds longer that way.

High Command wrote:

Burn wrote:

High Command wrote:*Hands Burn and First Gen each a ruler*

Perhaps this way we can find out who's got the biggest?

Imperial or Metric?

You should probably go with metric, because it sounds longer that way.

And bound to cause more confusion.

Go metric, more people will understand it. Can't wait to what Burn dose when First Gen drops his drawers.

"Someone get Perceptor in here! We need magnification!"


Okay that one was too predictable. I'm bored!

I still know imperial...


That is the inches right?




But yeah, seriously, stop. The only thing worse than no smack talk is bad smack talk.

It makes me feel like banging my head on the keyboard, and beat puppies in a potato sack.


Stop. Think of the puppies. Think of my poor brain. X-(

Dealer wrote: Think of my poor brain. X-(

considering some of your posts i was certain it was long dead, or perhaps an entirely mythical creation.


since it apparently isn't, i think it's long overdue euthanisation.

Tammuz wrote:

Dealer wrote: Think of my poor brain. X-(

considering some of your posts i was certain it was long dead, or perhaps an entirely mythical creation.


since it apparently isn't, i think it's long overdue euthanisation.

My, aren't we totchy today? I'm guessing hangover?

i thought the us was 6 hours behind, not 18 hours ahead

What dose that have to do with anything?

i won't be hungover till tommorow.

Tammuz wrote:

Dealer wrote: Think of my poor brain. X-(

considering some of your posts i was certain it was long dead, or perhaps an entirely mythical creation.


since it apparently isn't, i think it's long overdue euthanisation.

Ouch, I thought you got along with Dealer.

Hey Dealer brought it on himself by bringing his brain into this. If Tammuz hadn't jumped on it I would have.

Burn wrote:Hey Dealer brought it on himself by bringing his brain into this. If Tammuz hadn't jumped on it I would have.

Yeah, but your reply would've blown by comparison.

Burn wrote:Hey Dealer brought it on himself by bringing his brain into this. If Tammuz hadn't jumped on it I would have.

Jumping on Dealer's brain?

Eeeeeew! Someone's going to get messy shoes.

First Gen wrote:Yeah, but your reply would've blown by comparison.

So you're going down the "all your retorts are bad" track huh?

Whatever works for you junior.

High Command wrote:Jumping on Dealer's brain?

Eeeeeew! Someone's going to get messy shoes.

Hello! I live in the second wettest place in the world! I'm use to messy shoes with all the damn mud around here!

Burn wrote:

First Gen wrote:Yeah, but your reply would've blown by comparison.

So you're going down the "all your retorts are bad" track huh?

Whatever works for you junior.

High Command wrote:Jumping on Dealer's brain?

Eeeeeew! Someone's going to get messy shoes.

Hello! I live in the second wettest place in the world! I'm use to messy shoes with all the damn mud around here!

Yeah, but if Im not mistaken, you also have some incredibly HOT women in your neck of the woods. And that makes up for alot.

What, the Swedish tourists who even on our coldest days in winter can still get around in skimpy bikinis?

Burn wrote:What, the Swedish tourists who even on our coldest days in winter can still get around in skimpy bikinis?

Oh you lucky bastard.

First Gen wrote:

Burn wrote:What, the Swedish tourists who even on our coldest days in winter can still get around in skimpy bikinis?

Oh you lucky bastard.

They prefer the Sunshine Coast! Plenty of good looking tourists aimlessly walking around, smiling away, spending lotsa money, wearing said skimpy bikinis...

First Gen wrote:

Tammuz wrote:

Dealer wrote: Think of my poor brain. X-(

considering some of your posts i was certain it was long dead, or perhaps an entirely mythical creation.


since it apparently isn't, i think it's long overdue euthanisation.

Ouch, I thought you got along with Dealer.

Tam's just bitchy


I thought about writing a long winded answer for you, about my own personal problems, but decided no. I'll give it to you in a sentence.

There is plenty you do not know, since we barely have big conversations anyways. In a nutshell I work a lot and very hard all hours of the day; why would I think about thinking some more and wasting brain juice on teh internets, where the standard answer is "LOLOLO STFU N00B MOVIE TEH COOL!" or some other random, ridiculous waste of posting space.

When all you're gonna get is a stupid answer, why even bother with the smart question?


But if you like Tam, I will use my brain a little bit on here (which is a site for kid's toys, you do know that?). Maybe it'll stop the steam coming from your ears



And please, just answer this question, here or elsewhere. Male or female? Really, it would really help post writing.


I woulda posted this yesterday eve, but my damn computer would not load seibertron.com for ****. I have heard that Tiscali (my ISP) is choking bandwith of regular users to try and get into the black.

That was more than a sentence!

I knew that'd come back to bite me



The first version was that long, and it was only the opening paragraph