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Wed May 30, 2007 10:47 pm

OK imagine, we have seen the Transformers Optimus Prime movie voice changer. What if they made a megatron transformers movie voice changer. LOL just think of the possibilities!

News Credits: 11 · Wed May 30, 2007 10:55 pm

I don't get it! :???:

News Credits: 38 · Wed May 30, 2007 11:07 pm

Chris™ wrote:I don't get it!

It would freak the living **** out of anyone who happened upon you while wearing it.

Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:
Chris™ wrote:I don't get it!

It would freak the living **** out of anyone who happened upon you while wearing it.

I'd put it on my chihuahuas and watch them run around yelping in a mechanical tone.

Wed May 30, 2007 11:57 pm

Hey yeah! That'd be totally whacky! You know what else would be weird? If you walked around with a toilet on your head and when you talked it made flushing noises LOL!!!!!!!!

Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 am

Huh?

News Credits: 2 · Thu May 31, 2007 3:21 am

A megatron Voice Changer I'd love rolling up to people at Bus stop late at and yelling at or my message would on my voice mail would be halarious (yelling at starscream in the background)

Thu May 31, 2007 6:55 am

Its like ............Coronation Starscream? This is ridiculous......... Megatron is that you? ..........Blaam, and Starscream is no more..........As Rumble said ......"What did he said his name was?" "GALVATRON".

News Credits: 129 · Thu May 31, 2007 8:55 am

You're all a bunch of Yo-yos.

Shut up, ya yo-yos.

News Credits: 26 · Thu May 31, 2007 9:53 am

Oh I see this thread going nowhwere

News Credits: 1 · Thu May 31, 2007 10:43 am

Mighty Scorponok wrote:Its like ............Coronation Starscream? This is ridiculous......... Megatron is that you? ..........Blaam, and Starscream is no more..........As Rumble said ......"What did he said his name was?" "GALVATRON".

wrong

Galvatron: Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy!

Starscream: Megatron is that you?

Galvatron: Here's a hint! *transformers and destroys Starscream*

News Credits: 38 · Thu May 31, 2007 10:56 am

All I know is I'd buy one. I would just drive around with it on and give people funny looks at red lights.

News Credits: 1 · Thu May 31, 2007 12:23 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:All I know is I'd buy one. I would just drive around with it on and give people funny looks at red lights.

I'd rather you stop at red lights and start doing random ass things that a certain Adam would do

I'm sure you will get lots of funny looks for that

Thu May 31, 2007 2:00 pm

Wheeljack35 wrote:Oh I see this thread going nowhwere

Tell me about it.
When I bought the Darth Vader helmet I had my sister drive me around whilst I wore it and then looked into other peoples cars at red lights and so forth.
But then, minutes later when the novelty worn off, I put my Darth Vader helmet in the basement.

I don't want to be a stickler here, but the title of this thread promised that upon reading the enclosed I would laugh til I died. Well, I am making a claim of false advertising. Not that the thread is bad, but I'm laughing and still very much alive.

News Credits: 38 · Thu May 31, 2007 2:12 pm

Dagon wrote:
Wheeljack35 wrote:Oh I see this thread going nowhwere

Tell me about it.
When I bought the Darth Vader helmet I had my sister drive me around whilst I wore it and then looked into other peoples cars at red lights and so forth.
But then, minutes later when the novelty worn off, I put my Darth Vader helmet in the basement.

I don't want to be a stickler here, but the title of this thread promised that upon reading the enclosed I would laugh til I died. Well, I am making a claim of false advertising. Not that the thread is bad, but I'm laughing and still very much alive.

Well it's no fun if you're just in the passanger seat. The best thing to do is be driving (if you can see well enough).

First thing I'm doing with my Prime helmet is just that. Maybe stop at a light, put my arm up on the sill, look over and say "Sup honey. I'm Optimus Prime. Wanna head back to Cybertron with me?"

I'd either get no response, ridiculed badly, laughed at for sheer hilarity or get lucky if the chick is one of those freaky ones. Regardless of the outcome it would be hilarious in my mind.

Thu May 31, 2007 7:43 pm

I could see myself buying it and using it at work when ever a customer rang up would be interesting to say this is megatron bow down to me puny human germ down the phone

Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:13 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:
Dagon wrote:
Wheeljack35 wrote:Oh I see this thread going nowhwere

Tell me about it.
When I bought the Darth Vader helmet I had my sister drive me around whilst I wore it and then looked into other peoples cars at red lights and so forth.
But then, minutes later when the novelty worn off, I put my Darth Vader helmet in the basement.

I don't want to be a stickler here, but the title of this thread promised that upon reading the enclosed I would laugh til I died. Well, I am making a claim of false advertising. Not that the thread is bad, but I'm laughing and still very much alive.

Well it's no fun if you're just in the passanger seat. The best thing to do is be driving (if you can see well enough).

First thing I'm doing with my Prime helmet is just that. Maybe stop at a light, put my arm up on the sill, look over and say "Sup honey. I'm Optimus Prime. Wanna head back to Cybertron with me?"

I'd either get no response, ridiculed badly, laughed at for sheer hilarity or get lucky if the chick is one of those freaky ones. Regardless of the outcome it would be hilarious in my mind.

I'm sure you're right, but I can't fit my glasses under the helmet so I'd literally be driving blind, or at least with a vision impairment.

News Credits: 2 · Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:39 pm

Dagon wrote:
Nightwatcher wrote:
Dagon wrote:
Wheeljack35 wrote:Oh I see this thread going nowhwere

Tell me about it.
When I bought the Darth Vader helmet I had my sister drive me around whilst I wore it and then looked into other peoples cars at red lights and so forth.
But then, minutes later when the novelty worn off, I put my Darth Vader helmet in the basement.

I don't want to be a stickler here, but the title of this thread promised that upon reading the enclosed I would laugh til I died. Well, I am making a claim of false advertising. Not that the thread is bad, but I'm laughing and still very much alive.

Well it's no fun if you're just in the passanger seat. The best thing to do is be driving (if you can see well enough).

First thing I'm doing with my Prime helmet is just that. Maybe stop at a light, put my arm up on the sill, look over and say "Sup honey. I'm Optimus Prime. Wanna head back to Cybertron with me?"

I'd either get no response, ridiculed badly, laughed at for sheer hilarity or get lucky if the chick is one of those freaky ones. Regardless of the outcome it would be hilarious in my mind.

I'm sure you're right, but I can't fit my glasses under the helmet so I'd literally be driving blind, or at least with a vision impairment.

I can fit my glasses under my Vader Helmet. They tend to slide, though, and they don't quite line up with the lenses on the helmet.

And it gets HELLA hot under there. Hence why I never really finished my Vader Suit. (Which wouldn't've been 501st quality, believe me.

Looks like I'm going to be Jedi with Lightsaber-chucks for Halloween.

Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:20 am

This is the funniest thread I've ever read, congrats guys! :lol:

By the way, a Starscream helmet would also be cool, finally you could have Starscream say "I am an idiot!"

Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:49 am

Here's a great example of something you could do with a voice changer mask:

http://www.jakaroo.com/g/4040

News Credits: 38 · Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:21 am

ScorpoMax wrote:Here's a great example of something you could do with a voice changer mask:

http://www.jakaroo.com/g/4040

That still goes down as probably the best internet video ever.

Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:26 pm

Yeah VP, you know what I meant anyway........

Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:52 pm

Ericus Prime wrote:This is the funniest thread I've ever read, congrats guys! By the way, a Starscream helmet would also be cool, finally you could have Starscream say "I am an idiot!"

With a Starscream helmet I could have my voice go really high and then only the neighborhood dogs could hear me.

Or I could shriek and break some windows with the pitch of my voice :lol:

Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:36 pm

YOu know, I think it would be awsome to take a movie Megatron vocie changer helmet, go out next to the side of a major road, & put on a sandwich board saying either "have you seen my fusion cannon?" or " will give head for energon."

Either would be classic.

*mods if you find that inappropriate, feel free to delete it.....or better yet, find something equally funny yet not offensive. It's late & I can't come up with anything else.