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by Bun-Bun » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:21 am
LOL
Sorry to disapoint. It's less Ork and more Lucy
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by Psychout » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:13 pm
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by ThunderThruster » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:44 pm
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Awesome storytelling.
Tekka wrote:What she doesn't realize is that Springer actually loves Rodimus.
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by Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:55 am
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I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!
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by Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:58 am
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Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!

You weren't kidding about the length!

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.
Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
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by Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:43 pm
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Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!

You weren't kidding about the length!

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.
Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.
Wingz wrote:His servos bring all Naval Strikes 'Cons to the yard
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by Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:54 pm
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Dragonslayer wrote:Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!

You weren't kidding about the length!

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.
Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.
Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch.
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by ThunderThruster » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:48 pm
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Tekka wrote:What she doesn't realize is that Springer actually loves Rodimus.
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by Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:30 pm
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Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!

You weren't kidding about the length!

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.
Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.
Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch.

Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.
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by Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:48 pm
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Burn wrote:Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:Psychout wrote:Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone!
Nah, just kidding

I must say, though, this is the
longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length
giggity.
Without more ado, I present the story of
Crusader. Enjoy!

You weren't kidding about the length!

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.
Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.
Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch.

Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

'Sid was really active in here for a while and still jumps into missions occasionally. His Landgrab character originated in our little RPG collective.
And at least the RPG guys can be relied upon (even if I couldn't back then)
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by Insidious » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:04 pm
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Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.
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by Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:15 pm
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Insidious wrote:Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them!
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by Insidious » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:19 pm
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Burn wrote:Insidious wrote:Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them!

I was referring to that first bit of shade
I just included the rest of the quote for posterity.
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by Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:21 pm
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Insidious wrote:I was referring to that first bit of shade
I think our member sizes are about the same anyway. I'm betting yours works more than mine though.
Innuendo aside ...
ThunderThruster, could you drop one of your bots in this mission please? The 'Cons would appreciate it. Cheers.
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by High Command » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:01 pm
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Burn wrote:Insidious wrote:Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them!

Gulp!

Burn wrote:I'm never clicking any of your links ever again.
Burn wrote:High Command is an arsehat.
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by Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:16 pm
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High Command wrote:Burn wrote:Insidious wrote:Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them!

Gulp!

No HC. Spambots, not spamcons. You’re safe for now
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by ThunderThruster » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:26 pm
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My bots don't appreciate being used as XP generators. That and spending too much time in CR is starting to make them question their existence.
Tekka wrote:What she doesn't realize is that Springer actually loves Rodimus.
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by High Command » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:28 pm
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Dragonslayer wrote:High Command wrote:Burn wrote:Insidious wrote:Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.
Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything.

Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you.

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them!

Gulp!

No HC. Spambots, not spamcons. You’re safe for now

Phew!

Burn wrote:I'm never clicking any of your links ever again.
Burn wrote:High Command is an arsehat.
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by Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:12 am
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ThunderThruster wrote:My bots don't appreciate being used as XP generators. That and spending too much time in CR is starting to make them question their existence.
Sounds like yer ... chicken!
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by ThunderThruster » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:27 am
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by turbomagnus » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:29 am
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Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"
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*Cringes*
Ugh, even here I can't get away from those blasted birds...
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by Bun-Bun » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:05 am
turbomagnus wrote:*Cringes*
Ugh, even here I can't get away from those blasted birds...
You're a Bot, thought hanging with chickens would be second nature to you by now
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by Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:01 pm
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ThunderThruster wrote:CluckCluckMF.jpg
You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?
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by Psychout » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:53 pm
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Burn wrote:ThunderThruster wrote:CluckCluckMF.jpg
You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?
I think he deserves a round of applause
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by Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:07 pm
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Psychout wrote:Burn wrote:ThunderThruster wrote:CluckCluckMF.jpg
You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?
I think he deserves a round of applause

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