BEHOLD!! RNG v2.0!! Yes he too has gotten upgrade.
Worship the RNG!!
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Worship the RNG!!
by Evolution Prime » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:49 am
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The RNG has become angered and has sent out his Unknowns yesterday. He is angered by the lack virgins sacrificed in his name. Bring your virgins to him and he promises HMW v2.0 will go on as planned. If not, he will send out his Unknowns again. He also asks that you stop sleeping with is daughter.
BEHOLD!! RNG v2.0!! Yes he too has gotten upgrade.
BEHOLD!! RNG v2.0!! Yes he too has gotten upgrade.
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by Dragonslayer » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am
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I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
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by Chaoslock » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am
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by Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:59 am
but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
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by SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:01 am
Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
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by Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:11 am
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
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by chrisjbrandon » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am
SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
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by Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am
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Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
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by Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:15 am
chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
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by Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:23 am
Psychout wrote:Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
But they're my pulling heels!
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by SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:25 am
Robot wrote:chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
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by Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:28 am
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
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by Archanubis » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:37 am
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by SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:58 am
Robot wrote:ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
and she said no didn't she
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by Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:02 am
she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before handSpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
and she said no didn't she
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by Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:06 am
Robot wrote:she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before handSpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:chrisjbrandon wrote:SpawnDragon13 wrote:Robot wrote:but im not worthy as a sacrificeDragonslayer wrote:I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
yes u are.
Seconeded!
so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
and she said no didn't she
I do believe she'd be the one needing the drink.
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by Me, Grimlock! » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:07 am
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Sacrifices? Uh, uh, uh, uh that guy over there!!
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I worship the RNG and its RND!
*starts throwing random people into volcanoes*
I worship the RNG and its RND!
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by Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:10 am
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Jesus Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
But they're my pulling heels!
Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?
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by Rolltide » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:14 am
Psychout wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
But they're my pulling heels!
Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?
They came from Robot to begin with, he just let the daughter borrow them is what I heard
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by Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:18 am
Psychout wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
But they're my pulling heels!
Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?
He may need more than just the pulling heels.
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by Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:36 am
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Jesus Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:Stop wearing them then.Jesus Prime wrote:Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP
Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
But they're my pulling heels!
Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?
He may need more than just the pulling heels.
He needs to wear the tights a well? Didnt think the RNG was that choosy.
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