*Elita_One* wrote:Sand in the vagina is way more comfortable than teeth. Soft, soft sand.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Sand in the vagina is way more comfortable than teeth. Soft, soft sand.
Really, I thought it was centipedes
*Elita_One* wrote:Those are comfy too. I personally enjoy the softness of caterpillars.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
*Elita_One* wrote:Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?
*Elita_One* wrote:Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?
Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Sheogorath wrote:*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.
I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...
Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?
80 year olds churn butter better than anyone.
edit: btw Goribus, you're the second person on this board to look like Shoko Asahara.
Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.
One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.
Away!
Sheogorath wrote:Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.
One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.
Away!
So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.
Goribus wrote:Sheogorath wrote:Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.
One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.
Away!
So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.
He clearly doesn't spend all his free time downloading henta....errrr "anime".
Sheogorath wrote:Goribus wrote:Sheogorath wrote:Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.
One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.
Away!
So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.
He clearly doesn't spend all his free time downloading henta....errrr "anime".
I don't think that actually is Japan, I just wanted to make fun of the Japanese.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Goribus wrote:Pffft. We gave you every bit of technology you use on a daily basis, an artform you obsess over (manga and anime), bad ass toys and video games, etc. All at the price that is glaringly obvious to those that love henta...errr "anime": which is Japan is a nation of perverts. Small price to pay really.
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