The Energon Pub

Time for the Veepster...Four of them, I'm feeling generous

Jeffrey Nothing, Waylon, and Me



Me and Virus from Dope


I feel naked without my Slipknot beanie <3


and she stole it

*Elita_One* wrote:Sand in the vagina is way more comfortable than teeth. Soft, soft sand.

Really, I thought it was centipedes

Those are comfy too. I personally enjoy the softness of caterpillars.

*Elita_One* wrote:Sand in the vagina is way more comfortable than teeth. Soft, soft sand.

I'd be truly frightened if that area really did come with teeth. Let it never be said that there wasn't at least one person who felt the Praying Mantis was lucky to have his head bitten off after mating.

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Sand in the vagina is way more comfortable than teeth. Soft, soft sand.

Really, I thought it was centipedes

*Elita_One* wrote:Those are comfy too. I personally enjoy the softness of caterpillars.

So many comments I want to make, so little time.

Basically calling this the BEST. THREAD. EV4R.

Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Is a guy a paedo if the chick is legal age?

And what's the difference between Paedophile and Pedophile?

One is black and one is white.

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Go on...

I've decided to let you all bask in my glory. Bask I say!





Bask!

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?

*Elita_One* wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?

Mystique from the X-Men comics fought in World War 2. She was hot. I'd do that GMILF. But probably only her. I say probably because I drink heavily.

*Elita_One* wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?

80 year olds churn butter better than anyone.

edit: btw Goribus, you're the second person on this board to look like Shoko Asahara.

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Silly, girls have teeth until they hit puberty. Then the teeth fall out and we're left with just gums. The only girls who have teeth there are the ones who haven't hit puberty yet.

I don't like what you're saying there at all. It means I've only ever had sex with paedophiles...

Or old women. Do 80 year olds churn your butter?

80 year olds churn butter better than anyone.

edit: btw Goribus, you're the second person on this board to look like Shoko Asahara.

I had to google that. But my first impression was the picture of him on Wiki with "Cult of Doom." I don't get many crazed cult leader comments (despite that being the theme of my HMW Team). No it's mostly "You look like they cloned Rob Zombie and Cousin It." Although I do say the resemblence is uncanny. Except he's fatter. But probably not by much.

That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.

One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.

Away!

You guys can't forget Kitana. She's 10,000 years old. How about THAT.

*Elita_One* wrote:You guys can't forget Kitana. She's 10,000 years old. How about THAT.

Been waiting to be able to use that.

Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.

One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.

Away!

So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.

Sheogorath wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.

One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.

Away!

So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.

He clearly doesn't spend all his free time downloading henta....errrr "anime".

Underage girls? Where?

Goribus wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.

One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.

Away!

So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.

He clearly doesn't spend all his free time downloading henta....errrr "anime".

I don't think that actually is Japan, I just wanted to make fun of the Japanese.

Pffft. We gave you every bit of technology you use on a daily basis, an artform you obsess over (manga and anime), bad ass toys and video games, etc. All at the price that is glaringly obvious to those that love henta...errr "anime": which is Japan is a nation of perverts. Small price to pay really.

Sheogorath wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:That's it, I'm time traveling back to a more pleasant era.

One where vaginas weren't filled with teeth, or sand, or insects and where underage girls keep their mouths shut.

Away!

So, bizarre, gross and perhaps frightening sexual things displease you, so you choose to go to... Japan? Nice.

He clearly doesn't spend all his free time downloading henta....errrr "anime".

I don't think that actually is Japan, I just wanted to make fun of the Japanese.

I have this long-standing theory that the Japanese are freaks.

Case in point: Kiss Players. Also, this thing called "Candy Girls." (Google at your own risk)

Goribus wrote:Pffft. We gave you every bit of technology you use on a daily basis, an artform you obsess over (manga and anime), bad ass toys and video games, etc. All at the price that is glaringly obvious to those that love henta...errr "anime": which is Japan is a nation of perverts. Small price to pay really.

We!?