Posted by Halo Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:49 am
Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:13 pm
Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:57 pm
The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:16 pm
Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
That poor poor shotgun
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by Shadowman Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:25 pm
The Happy Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
That poor poor shotgun
What the heck? Guess that counts as a typo. Should have been "Caulks a shotgun"
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Tweezy Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:22 pm
The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
Posted by Halo Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:06 pm
Tweezy wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
Best medicare EVER!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by SoundMaster1 Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:04 am
The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior-
How did you find out about that? The government had that classified.
I still have a peice of the shrapnel from little Susie's shattered pelvis lodged in my eye. I was across the street at the time, sitting in the gutter where my poppa left me to congeal.
Crap, I thought we took "care" of them all.
The Halo Medicare plan. We treat you with the same care we would a racehorse with a broken leg.
****** a shotgun*
Posted by SoundMaster1 Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:10 am
Posted by SoundMaster1 Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:31 am
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:I've just now seen Fight Club, Boondock Saints and Donnie Darko in the last few months.
-Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by Halo Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:56 am
nemesis zenith wrote:Oh hey guys I think I lost my puncuation over the break I had prescribed by a doktor from Halo the worst medicare person of them all also I got this guy! Hey my puncuation is back!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by Shadowman Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:01 pm
nemesis zenith wrote:Oh hey guys I think I lost my puncuation over the break I had prescribed by a doktor from Halo the worst medicare person of them all also I got this guy! Hey my puncuation is back!
nemesis zenith wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:I've just now seen Fight Club, Boondock Saints and Donnie Darko in the last few months.
-Does that make me a bad person?
it depends..do you know the first rule of fight club?
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Dead Metal Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:04 pm
Shadowman wrote:nemesis zenith wrote:Oh hey guys I think I lost my puncuation over the break I had prescribed by a doktor from Halo the worst medicare person of them all also I got this guy! Hey my puncuation is back!
We don't care that you got a repaint of Movie Jazz. And we don't care that most of your entire post is just reiterating someone else's joke.nemesis zenith wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:I've just now seen Fight Club, Boondock Saints and Donnie Darko in the last few months.
-Does that make me a bad person?
it depends..do you know the first rule of fight club?
Remember that time Halo told you to stop answering questions? I liked that one.
And, as an aside: That post was made two months ago. And it's not just something you notice all of a sudden, I spent ten goddamn minutes going through this threads backlogs trying to find out how old that post was.
I want to hurt you in ways that, so far, have only been chronicled in horror movies.
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
Posted by Shadowman Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:12 pm
Dead Metal wrote:Shadowman wrote:nemesis zenith wrote:Oh hey guys I think I lost my puncuation over the break I had prescribed by a doktor from Halo the worst medicare person of them all also I got this guy! Hey my puncuation is back!
We don't care that you got a repaint of Movie Jazz. And we don't care that most of your entire post is just reiterating someone else's joke.nemesis zenith wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:I've just now seen Fight Club, Boondock Saints and Donnie Darko in the last few months.
-Does that make me a bad person?
it depends..do you know the first rule of fight club?
Remember that time Halo told you to stop answering questions? I liked that one.
And, as an aside: That post was made two months ago. And it's not just something you notice all of a sudden, I spent ten goddamn minutes going through this threads backlogs trying to find out how old that post was.
I want to hurt you in ways that, so far, have only been chronicled in horror movies.
Which horror movies?
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Dead Metal Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:19 pm
Shadowman wrote:Dead Metal wrote:Shadowman wrote:nemesis zenith wrote:Oh hey guys I think I lost my puncuation over the break I had prescribed by a doktor from Halo the worst medicare person of them all also I got this guy! Hey my puncuation is back!
We don't care that you got a repaint of Movie Jazz. And we don't care that most of your entire post is just reiterating someone else's joke.nemesis zenith wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:I've just now seen Fight Club, Boondock Saints and Donnie Darko in the last few months.
-Does that make me a bad person?
it depends..do you know the first rule of fight club?
Remember that time Halo told you to stop answering questions? I liked that one.
And, as an aside: That post was made two months ago. And it's not just something you notice all of a sudden, I spent ten goddamn minutes going through this threads backlogs trying to find out how old that post was.
I want to hurt you in ways that, so far, have only been chronicled in horror movies.
Which horror movies?
First I thought "Slasher movies" then I thought "No, that would be too specific, I need a broader scope."
I figure I'm going to implant Xenomorph eggs in him while I make horrific phone calls from inside the house, and get a bunch of zombies and vampire to chase him, and while he's passed out I'll kill him from inside his dreams. I'll also kill a promiscuous girl, because that's how these things go.
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
Posted by Tweezy Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:46 pm
Posted by Gutter Bunny Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:02 pm
Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
Posted by Tweezy Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:29 pm
Gutter Bunny wrote:Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
But the real question is:
Was it better than the Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert?
Posted by Shadowman Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:44 pm
Tweezy wrote:Gutter Bunny wrote:Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
But the real question is:
Was it better than the Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert?
My sources tell me that the Lambert version is in fact better!
I've never actually seen it!
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Tweezy Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:17 pm
Shadowman wrote:Tweezy wrote:Gutter Bunny wrote:Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
But the real question is:
Was it better than the Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert?
My sources tell me that the Lambert version is in fact better!
I've never actually seen it!
Is it better than an average episode of Barney the Dinosaur?
Posted by Shadowman Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:05 pm
Tweezy wrote:Shadowman wrote:Tweezy wrote:Gutter Bunny wrote:Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
But the real question is:
Was it better than the Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert?
My sources tell me that the Lambert version is in fact better!
I've never actually seen it!
Is it better than an average episode of Barney the Dinosaur?
Nope.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Halo Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:17 am
Shadowman wrote:Tweezy wrote:Shadowman wrote:Tweezy wrote:Gutter Bunny wrote:Tweezy wrote:We'll just make you watch Beowulf the movie 300 times for every obvious genital censor!
Seriously... I saw it today. angelina jolie had no expression but a smug smile throughout the whole movie, Beowulf did the hero pose... while naked, being censored by poorly generated CGI smoke and a sword, he kills the dragon at the end (and if you didn't know Unfurth was supposed to kill it) He never battled grendels mother, instead she succeeded in seducing him. Oh and when he does go to battle her... His clothes magically disappear! no transition scene, nothing. one frame he has his clothes on, and in the next they suddenly disappear! For no reason what-so-ever!
It was like a bad attempt to rip off 300. I seriously almost thought that they secretly let Uwe Boll direct it! The people looked like they were from shrek! While that's not a bad thing, it is in a movie that you try to pass off as realistic!
There were two good points of this movie...
-1.) A non plot related superman pose
-2.) backflipping midgets (yes, they really did have backflipping midgets!)
But the real question is:
Was it better than the Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert?
My sources tell me that the Lambert version is in fact better!
I've never actually seen it!
Is it better than an average episode of Barney the Dinosaur?
Nope.
I don't get to use this often, so it's kind of a special treat for me:
By the Moons of Kanthorr!!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by Halo Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:30 pm
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by Shadowman Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:35 pm
Halo wrote:Why am I so horribly addicted to Assassin's Creed?
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:09 pm
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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