The Energon Pub

Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:42 am

Hellkitty:
-all three are funny
-Especially when in combination

Name violation:
-number two definitely!

News Credits: 12 · Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:21 am

hellkitty wrote:As I have come to realize, Seibertron is a font of testosteroney goodness. As a lowly and clueless female, then, I humbly submit the following question for your wise and man-hairy wisdom:

What is it with guys and these three things: midgets, poop and monkeys?

Are they better in combinations (midget monkeys throwing poop) or in singles?

HK, solving the mysteries of life one at a time.

I think midgets are the best for hilarity. Poo is not all that funny, but poo throwing monkeys are.

Name_Violation wrote:funnier:

monkeys throwing poo at midgets

or

poo throwing midgets at monkeys

How about poo- throwing monkey-midgets?

Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:34 pm

*PW won't be answering things for nearly 4 weeks. work load too much. :sad:

*

News Credits: 12 · Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:09 pm

Okay guys (and Halo), these will be the most important questions that you will ever answer.

1. I will be leaving for 2 years on August 5th. That means we'll need a new answerer. Who will it be?

2. If possible and if the threads is still going strong, would it be okay if I reclaim my spot as an answerer?

3. Will you guys miss me?

News Credits: 3 · Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:16 pm

Can I answer questions?

I got nothin else to do.

and you may be missed. Depends on the weather.

Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:48 pm

hellkitty wrote:As I have come to realize, Seibertron is a font of testosteroney goodness. As a lowly and clueless female, then, I humbly submit the following question for your wise and man-hairy wisdom:

What is it with guys and these three things: midgets, poop and monkeys?

Are they better in combinations (midget monkeys throwing poop) or in singles?

HK, solving the mysteries of life one at a time.

I may not be made of testosterone and man-hairyness, but I feel as if I can answer your questions anyway.

1. Monkeys are cute. After that...yeah, I'm out.
2. I think if you can combine them, then they are better.

robofreak-
1. I'm sad to see you go. I hope you enjoy whatever you are doing where ever you are going.
2. Lots of changes can happen in two years. If there's a full time vacancy, then I don't see why not. I also don't see a problem with you answering questions if you are able to access a computer at anytime you might get a chance. Kinda like an "answer emeritus" position or something.
3. Sure, why not?

Name_Violation-
If the other dudes say it's okay, then I don't see why not. You were the first to respond.

QUESTIONS!

Why is New York City so dirty, and is it bad for me to not ♥ NYC?

News Credits: 12 · Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:43 pm

Unfortunately, I won't be able to answer questions. The only thing I'll be allowed to do while on the computer is check and respond to email. I think I'll be able to have a blog, but I'm not sure how that will work out yet.

I'll answer whatever questions I can until I leave. It's going to be a busy couple weeks.

If you guys want to remain in contact with me while I'm gone, PM me your emails and I'll add you to my new email roster. My parents will be emailing updates on my contact info once I leave and get settled. I'm going to be serving my church for 2 years in Pocatello Idaho.

Also, Name_Violation should do good as my successor. Shadowman, begin the initiation!

News Credits: 2 · Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:15 pm

robofreak wrote:Okay guys (and Halo), these will be the most important questions that you will ever answer.

1. I will be leaving for 2 years on August 5th. That means we'll need a new answerer. Who will it be?

2. If possible and if the threads is still going strong, would it be okay if I reclaim my spot as an answerer?

3. Will you guys miss me?

1. The Answer-mo-Tron 10K.

2. "I have plans for your room, and it rhymes with 'Home Theater.'"

3. HAHAHAHA you should pack.

Name_Violation wrote:Can I answer questions?

I got nothin else to do.

and you may be missed. Depends on the weather.

Can you juggle fifteen water balloons filled with acid while playing Beethoven's Fifth PERFECTLY on a piano while riding a unicycle on a tightrope suspended above a tank filled with electric eels? Because that's the entrance exam.

Halo wrote:QUESTIONS!

Why is New York City so dirty, and is it bad for me to not ♥ NYC?

1. Because it's New York.

2. I think so. I once heard of a guy who said "New York Sucks." The police found his body in Battery park...and Central Park...and Times Square...and...well, they're still looking...

News Credits: 3 · Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:46 pm

Shadowman wrote:Can you juggle fifteen water balloons filled with acid while playing Beethoven's Fifth PERFECTLY on a piano while riding a unicycle on a tightrope suspended above a tank filled with electric eels? Because that's the entrance exam.

I can do that while dodging my taxes and quoting the necronomicon. backwards.

Off to drink a fifth of belvedere, take 14 hits of acid and ride electric eels while juggeling a panio

News Credits: 1 · Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:31 pm

Name_Violation wrote:
Shadowman wrote:

I can do that while dodging my taxes and quoting the necronomicon. backwards.

The necronomicon? Is that what that was supposed to be? Huh. When you performed this little stunt for me, I could have sworn you were singing that old Enjoli commercial, "I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan...."

HK, though you looked cute in the Sailor Venus costume.

Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:46 pm

why did HK make the Sailor Venus reference?
why did that lady offer to pay for my food when i clearly had more than enough money?

News Credits: 1 · Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:50 pm

Guardian Prime wrote:why did that lady offer to pay for my food when i clearly had more than enough money?

Maybe next time you shouldn't go out in public in those leather chaps?

HK, unSPEAKABLY punchy.

Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:53 pm

it has all become clear to me, i must hunt her down and kill here.

is this the way People of the far away lands?

News Credits: 12 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:05 am

Guardian Prime wrote:why did HK make the Sailor Venus reference?
why did that lady offer to pay for my food when i clearly had more than enough money?

*To make you ask the question
*Because she's rich and wants to stimulate the economy.

Guardian Prime wrote:it has all become clear to me, i must hunt her down and kill here.

is this the way People of the far away lands?

Only in the distant boundaries of my imagination. Shadowman will tell you that's false, but I say you must fear it!

Also, why did Shadowman's apparent excitement of my leaving depress me?

News Credits: 3 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:23 am

robofreak wrote:
Also, why did Shadowman's apparent excitement of my leaving depress me?

because even tho you have been preping yourself for you departure you realize you'll miss all your friends you've made here and the interesting conversations that ensue. While you are leaving for something you fell strongly about, a part of you will always wonder what if i hadn't.

News Credits: 2 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:27 am

Guardian Prime wrote:why did HK make the Sailor Venus reference?
why did that lady offer to pay for my food when i clearly had more than enough money?

1. She forgot the terrible Sailor moon-based tragedy from a few months ago.

2. Because you were infiltrating the secretive Hobo Society, and forgot to take off your disguise.

robofreak wrote:Also, why did Shadowman's apparent excitement of my leaving depress me?

Because I willed it to be so.

News Credits: 12 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:32 am

Name_Violation wrote:
robofreak wrote:
Also, why did Shadowman's apparent excitement of my leaving depress me?

because even tho you have been preping yourself for you departure you realize you'll miss all your friends you've made here and the interesting conversations that ensue. While you are leaving for something you fell strongly about, a part of you will always wonder what if i hadn't.

Hey, you haven't been officially initiated yet. However, if it's all right with the other answerers, you'll get control August 3rd at 6:00 PM. That's when I depart for the MTC.

However, your point really hit home. I'm going to miss you guys. Remember to not forget me.

"Keep me in your memories, leave out all the rest..."

What song is that from?

News Credits: 2 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:42 am

robofreak wrote:However, your point really hit home. I'm going to miss you guys. Remember to not forget me.

These things happen. I don't let it get to me. And in any case you WILL be back, they always come back. And if you've learned anything by now you should know how much I hate a dramatic moment, and when worst comes to worst I'll shift into comedy. As such, I will now repress any memory I have of you. That way, we can have brand new beginning when you come b--who are you?

robofreak wrote:"Keep me in your memories, leave out all the rest..."

What song is that from?

I dunno. Perhaps something involving shirts.

Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:46 am

because i am nice. its from linkin park called "leave out all the rest"

News Credits: 3 · Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:04 am

robofreak wrote:
"Keep me in your memories, leave out all the rest..."

What song is that from?

Linkin park leave out all the rest

i just died a little.

learning juice expand my knowledge

Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:35 pm

Robofreak:
-We shall see
-It's all up to Halo
-Yes.

Name_Violation:
-It might be interesting, I'll give you a vote.

Guardian Prime:
-I don't know

Halo:
-If New York is the big apple, then New York City would be the worm digging through it.
-Not at all

News Credits: 3 · Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:08 pm

thoughts on G.I.Joe movie?

havent seen it yet. sould i goto the theatre or burn a dvd copy?

News Credits: 2 · Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:03 pm

Name_Violation wrote:thoughts on G.I.Joe movie?

havent seen it yet. sould i goto the theatre or burn a dvd copy?

1. I haven't seen it yet, though it sounds fantastic. I'm going to see it with my dad next week.

2. I don't do bootlegs or downloads not because of law (Mostly because of that, anyway) but because...why would I go out of my way to illegally download a low-quality version when I can see it with a huge screen and amazing sound for only $5? (Yes, tickets are that cheap here)