The Energon Pub

[Bun-Bun]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Bots & Cons, Mechs of all ages...

RDD proudly brings to you the TAAAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!

The Metal Cat, Steel Panther... The Bad-Ass, Bun-Bun...

We are THE HMW OUTLAWS!

And if you ain't down with that, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

STASIS LOCK

[Burn]

Looks like Ash should have followed Jack's unsolicited advice.

[Wingz]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

[steve2275]

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479155
steven for the heck of it
ill be back later

[Burn]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

[turbomagnus]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

Maybe I'll get my level five taken down in a most humiliating manner by a level one?
Knowing my luck and all...

[Wingz]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

That's gotta be it

5 vs 8 isn't bad!

[Naval Strike]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

That's gotta be it

5 vs 8 isn't bad!

Im in there hunting for you!

[Burn]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

That's gotta be it

5 vs 8 isn't bad!

Im in there hunting for you!

You're in there as a shield. Nothing more, nothing less, don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise. JUST.DO.YOUR.JOB.SHIELD.BOY.

[Naval Strike]

The pressure rises with the approach of an Immature Snowflake Servin' her up fresh. Careful, though, she's feisty! Just look at that eye...

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

I bet the face made you read this

Feisty you say? More like, "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NEW SHIELD WE HAVE!"

Maybe you'll receive some higher level backup? Maybe someone will continue to avoid the 1-11 missions like a coward. Maybe we'll just toss the Snowflake at you and see what happens. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

That's gotta be it

5 vs 8 isn't bad!

Im in there hunting for you!

You're in there as a shield. Nothing more, nothing less, don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise. JUST.DO.YOUR.JOB.SHIELD.BOY.

Im gladly your shieldboy Burn you know that!

[Wingz]

Better listen to Burn She's got a lightsaber with your name on it. After he's down, I'm coming for you, Snowflake...

[Burn]

SEE! This is how Decepticons motivate each other! Don't want to be known as Burns Shield Bitch? You work harder and level up as fast as you can!

None of this *puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS PUT DOWN YOUR BEERS AND LEND ME YOUR EARS! <insert generic waffling about how Decepticon players are evil and Autobot players are righteous and should do what I say because I know HMW inside out etc etc>

Yeah ... Decepticons ... we just have more fun.

[turbomagnus]

SEE! This is how Decepticons motivate each other! Don't want to be known as Burns Shield Bitch? You work harder and level up as fast as you can!

None of this *puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS PUT DOWN YOUR BEERS AND LEND ME YOUR EARS! <insert generic waffling about how Decepticon players are evil and Autobot players are righteous and should do what I say because I know HMW inside out etc etc>

Yeah ... Decepticons ... we just have more fun.

Is that in total volume or per-person? Because by total volume you have an unfair advantage, more players means you can each have less fun and still have more total fun than us Autobots who have to each have more fun per-person to keep up...

[Burn]

WOO! Go victori! Well done mate!

[Wingz]

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=479153

Looks like Naval Strike got a seafood dinner, afterall I'll be back

[Naval Strike]

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=479153

Looks like Naval Strike got a seafood dinner, afterall I'll be back

Jamjam that was tasty

[Wingz]

SEE! This is how Decepticons motivate each other! Don't want to be known as Burns Shield Bitch? You work harder and level up as fast as you can!

None of this *puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS PUT DOWN YOUR BEERS AND LEND ME YOUR EARS! <insert generic waffling about how Decepticon players are evil and Autobot players are righteous and should do what I say because I know HMW inside out etc etc>

Yeah ... Decepticons ... we just have more fun.

*puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS! PUT DOWN YOUR CHEESE WEDGES AND LEND ME YOUR EYES! <has fun playing the game for all Autobots to see in hopes the ones lacking in fun factor pick up rivalries and develop fun factor exponents, start posting their kills if they want so much to be helpful, etc etc>

You know my favorite a model rivalry in Transformers? Optimus and Megatron. Get that goin' for ya. It makes the game a lot more fun.

Speaking of which, where is that rabbit? I've got one more deployment run before I leave work...

[turbomagnus]

SEE! This is how Decepticons motivate each other! Don't want to be known as Burns Shield Bitch? You work harder and level up as fast as you can!

None of this *puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS PUT DOWN YOUR BEERS AND LEND ME YOUR EARS! <insert generic waffling about how Decepticon players are evil and Autobot players are righteous and should do what I say because I know HMW inside out etc etc>

Yeah ... Decepticons ... we just have more fun.

*puffs chest up* AUTOBOTS! PUT DOWN YOUR CHEESE WEDGES AND LEND ME YOUR EYES! <has fun playing the game for all Autobots to see in hopes the ones lacking in fun factor pick up rivalries and develop fun factor exponents, start posting their kills if they want so much to be helpful, etc etc>

You know my favorite rivalry in Transformers? Optimus and Megatron. Get that goin' for ya. It makes the game a lot more fun.

Speaking of which, where is that rabbit? I've got one more deployment run before I leave work...

Optimus and Megatron... How cliché... I much prefer Blaster and Soundwave myself, over all, though the Prowl/Shockwave rivalry seen in some media (because they both use the same logic to lead to different conclusions) is pretty good too.

As far as HMW... you mean my constantly plotting to Stasis Lock Gore and Burn mocking me that it'll never happen due to the massive level difference doesn't count as a rivalry?

[Burn]

As far as HMW... you mean my constantly plotting to Stasis Lock Gore and Burn mocking me that it'll never happen due to the massive level difference doesn't count as a rivalry?

Dream big little turbo, dream big.

I'll try to deploy more often for you. (I was down to once a day)

[turbomagnus]

On a different note...

Psychout, I request adjudication in regards to an alt. In a recent mission, I stasis locked one of Naval Strike's TFs, an Aerial Rescue Vehicle. According to the information post, 'Aerial Rescue Vehicles' are valid targets, but the image for this specific TF's alt isn't shown in the list nor is it part of the list of involved TFs per player...

So my question is whether or not it counts as a point for the competition...

[Wingz]

Optimus and Megatron... How cliché...

Very, but it's also the most obvious which was why I chose it

you mean my constantly plotting to Stasis Lock Gore and Burn mocking me that it'll never happen due to the massive level difference doesn't count as a rivalry?

You're still such a dreamer It's beautiful, really...now go get'em!

Fish are back in the water!

[steve2275]

Eh, they weren't to know so I'll let them off this once.

Ah, man. And I had this new punishment for Arena Usage all planned out. It involved an album of Lorne Greene reading Robert Service's poetry...

...Do we have any Canadians here? Preferably someone who's watched "The Red Green Show"?

not sorry im not canadianstarring steve smith

[Bun-Bun]

Wingz & SoL I just gotta ask...
How does it feel to be taken out by one of the worst weapons in the game?

Sure he had help but being pummeled to death with rusty shovel has got to be an embarrassing way to go out!

[S.o.L.]

Wingz & SoL I just gotta ask...
How does it feel to be taken out by one of the worst weapons in the game?

Sure he had help but being pummeled to death with rusty shovel has got to be an embarrassing way to go out!

A hyper-emotional eel hacking two dinosaurs to death with a rusty shovel at that.
Worst weapon in game, but dang good in real life. Just saying.

[Wingz]

A hyper-emotional eel hacking two dinosaurs to death with a rusty shovel at that.
Worst weapon in game, but dang good in real life. Just saying.

I couldn't have put that better myself. Or an eel with a rusty shovel taking down a Behemoth with a Bazooka.

Either way, nice kills too bad it wasn't on one of my fish