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by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:15 pm

Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:31 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

What are you gunna do bite my ankles? :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **.op.** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:34 pm

Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

What are you gunna do bite my ankles?

Nah he softens you up then the rest of us will finish the job. Can't stand without ankles.

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:36 pm

I thought you guys might like to see this. :grin:

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:37 pm

.op. wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

What are you gunna do bite my ankles?

Nah he softens you up then the rest of us will finish the job. Can't stand without ankles.

Riiggghtt road kill shouldn't smack talk with the car that flattened it

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:39 pm

Caelus wrote:I thought you guys might like to see this.

Isn't that about the same as me bragging about flattening a bunch of lv0s? :???:

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:45 pm

Asmodae wrote:
Caelus wrote:I thought you guys might like to see this.
Isn't that about the same as me bragging about flattening a bunch of lv0s?

Does it matter ... a slagged con is still a slagged con ... maybe next time you won't come so unprepared and overconfident

:MAX: I say Caelus well done old chap!!! :MAX:

by **Yoru Ookami** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:46 pm

Asmodae wrote:
.op. wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

What are you gunna do bite my ankles?

Nah he softens you up then the rest of us will finish the job. Can't stand without ankles.

Riiggghtt road kill shouldn't smack talk with the car that flattened it

*Transforms into a wolf and pees on Asmodae's tires.

by **Phasewing** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:01 pm

Yoru Ookami wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
.op. wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:Awww look at all the squishy little furies....

Arn't they just so cute that you want to step on them?

We shall look forward to defeating you on the field of battle!

:MAX:

What are you gunna do bite my ankles?

Nah he softens you up then the rest of us will finish the job. Can't stand without ankles.

Riiggghtt road kill shouldn't smack talk with the car that flattened it

*Transforms into a wolf and pees on Asmodae's tires.

lmao!

Jar, you are sooooooo funny... :-?

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:03 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Caelus wrote:I thought you guys might like to see this.
Isn't that about the same as me bragging about flattening a bunch of lv0s?

Does it matter ... a slagged con is still a slagged con ... maybe next time you won't come so unprepared and overconfident

:MAX: I say Caelus well done old chap!!! :MAX:

Well if thats the way you want to play you have no room to talk then

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=264237

As you said it doesn't matter how; it's just sad that you need to brag about such a lopsided victory

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Caelus wrote:I thought you guys might like to see this.
Isn't that about the same as me bragging about flattening a bunch of lv0s?

Does it matter ... a slagged con is still a slagged con ... maybe next time you won't come so unprepared and overconfident

:MAX: I say Caelus well done old chap!!! :MAX:

Well if thats the way you want to play you have no room to talk then

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=264237

As you said it doesn't matter how; it's just sad that you need to brag about such a lopsided victory

Whether it's lopsided our way or not ... a slagged con is a slagged con.

Just get used to it, more will come your way. :MAX:

News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Asmodae wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Asmodae wrote:
Caelus wrote:I thought you guys might like to see this.
Isn't that about the same as me bragging about flattening a bunch of lv0s?

Does it matter ... a slagged con is still a slagged con ... maybe next time you won't come so unprepared and overconfident

:MAX: I say Caelus well done old chap!!! :MAX:

Well if thats the way you want to play you have no room to talk then

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=264237

As you said it doesn't matter how; it's just sad that you need to brag about such a lopsided victory

1)you outnumber by several orders of magnitude. Caelus was alone.

2)Caelus took on admitedly lower levels, but were still packing enough stats to do semi-decently. and there were 3 of them. By average, they had a decent chance

3)Your a con, therefore your automatically eliminated by account of your funny looking and smell bad. Thanks for playing! We'll be right back after these messeges from the Maximal recruitment office about how it would be an insult to your intellegence, honor, and dignity to join the Predacons.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:12 pm

Thammuz eh? i spose it's better to be demonified than forgotten...

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:19 pm

**Public Service Anouncement from the Maximal Recruitment Office**

Want to be the insect on the windshield? No?

Want to be the scrap metal left on the battlefield? No?

Want to have to constantly watch your back for your own teammates? No?

Then come join the Maximal Defense Force and stand proud along side your fellow Maximals! Come step on Predacons on the beaches of Cybertron and feel the warm mush between your toes!!! Come slag cons on the fields of battle and know you helped keep Cybertron a clean place to live!!!

Get Maximized!!! :MAX: :MAX: :MAX:

News Credits: 1 · by **Kaijubot** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:23 pm

Mogwai, you might want to find a clan name that does not abbreviate into a type of wood.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:25 pm

kaijubot_uk wrote:Mogwai, you might want to find a clan name that does not abbreviate into a type of wood.

Huh

News Credits: 1 · by **Kaijubot** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:29 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
kaijubot_uk wrote:Mogwai, you might want to find a clan name that does not abbreviate into a type of wood.

:???: Huh :???:

Maximal Defence Force --> MDF

MDF = Medium Density Fibrewood. Wood made of recycled wood chippings. Kinda cheap. Potential source of very bad jokes.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:35 pm

kaijubot_uk wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
kaijubot_uk wrote:Mogwai, you might want to find a clan name that does not abbreviate into a type of wood.

:???: Huh :???:

Maximal Defence Force --> MDF

MDF = Medium Density Fibrewood. Wood made of recycled wood chippings. Kinda cheap. Potential source of very bad jokes.

If that's the best they come up with by all means let them :shock:

:MAX:

by **Ouroboros** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:39 pm

You know what, I'm happy.

This thread has really brought the community together, people from the other factions are speaking in a 'fairly civilised' manner towards this new warband, the people here seem to know what they're doing come V2, and all in all the Maximals seem to be the guys to be.

So, I propose a toast, as a Decepticon to a Maximal, congratulations!

Now we have some real cannonfodder, Autobots are just too pathetically easy, and the Predacon's are almost non-existant, the fact that this thread has flourished even beyond our own (Jealous, but not showing it :-$

), means that this faction is the place to be.

So thank you Maximals, thanks to the lameness of the Predacons, you've given us new hope in the new war.

To the Maximals, the side that will truly be squished between our feet, and whose organic parts shall be ground to fish paste and sold for a tidy profit, and who, overall, be the first to be truly crushed at the true lords and masters, the Decepticons!

What, you thought I as going to be sentimental to you guys? Nah. But thanks, at least there shall be some decent organic matter to squish come V2.

Side note: I'm working on the inuendo's for your team abbreviation...just so you know! :grin:

Now what goes with MDF?

News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:42 pm

Hollow One wrote:You know what, I'm happy.

This thread has really brought the community together, people from the other factions are speaking in a 'fairly civilised' manner towards this new warband, the people here seem to know what they're doing come V2, and all in all the Maximals seem to be the guys to be.

So, I propose a toast, as a Decepticon to a Maximal, congratulations!

Now we have some real cannonfodder, Autobots are just too pathetically easy, and the Predacon's are almost non-existant, the fact that this thread has flourished even beyond our own (Jealous, but not showing it ), means that this faction is the place to be.

So thank you Maximals, thanks to the lameness of the Predacons, you've given us new hope in the new war.

To the Maximals, the side that will truly be squished between our feet, and whose organic parts shall be ground to fish paste and sold for a tidy profit, and who, overall, be the first to be truly crushed at the true lords and masters, the Decepticons!

What, you thought I as going to be sentimental to you guys? Nah. But thanks, at least there shall be some decent organic matter to squish come V2.

Side note: I'm working on the inuendo's for your team abbreviation...just so you know! Now what goes with MDF?

Manyoisse (Yes, I know I misspelt that), Dijon, and French

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:44 pm

Thanks for the ermmm .... gesture :MAX:

Good luck with the innuendos .... They Are just words.

The Maximal Defense Force is a Team. And as such your filthy words shall not break us.

Here's an Innuendo ...

Really Dumb Decepticons

:MAX:

News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:49 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:Thanks for the ermmm .... gesture :MAX:

Good luck with the innuendos .... They Are just words.

The Maximal Defense Force is a Team. And as such your filthy words shall not break us.

Here's an Innuendo ...

Really Dumb Decepticons

:MAX:

Sorry, I just had to show him the futility of his march.

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:05 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:Thanks for the ermmm .... gesture :MAX:

Good luck with the innuendos .... They Are just words.

The Maximal Defense Force is a Team. And as such your filthy words shall not break us.

Here's an Innuendo ...

Really Dumb Decepticons

:MAX:

Nice try Gizmo, but Hollow one isn't RDD. :lol:

Jumping to conclusions without sufficient facts, I hope the Maximals don't make a habit of this or conquering you will be too easy. Anyway, it stands for Really Devilish Deities.