The Energon Pub

Yoru Ookami wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:How many times do I have to tell you that you're inside the cage we just keep you around for entertainment .... If he fell on your side he'd land on top of the cage .... he fell on our side and hit the ground(me). *pokes* Chaoslock with a stick* "See kids don't poke 'em they get all fussy." :MAX:

Awwwwww , but I like poking the cons. Can I please, can I can I, huh?

Ok but don't stick your hands in the cages. Proceed. :MAX:

Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

Galvatron Prime wrote:No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

Thank you, I will hehehe *poke poke*

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

Galvatron Prime wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

zemper wrote:

Galvatron Prime wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

Just wait, we might be soft and squishable, but we Predacons will rule you all! (insert evil laugh here)

Lord Straxus wrote:

zemper wrote:

Galvatron Prime wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

Just wait, we might be soft and squishable, but we Predacons will rule you all! (insert evil laugh here)

You will make a great bug collection .... that's about it! :MAX:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Dynamax wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Are you planning to step on my little toe??

Traks wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Are you planning to step on my little toe??

o.O L0L

But yay, Traxs is a fightin' buddy again!

*Swings Traxs around*

Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Ha ha! The Maximals have an entire team of phallic fertility symbols! The Predacons are no match for our unbridled virility!

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Sister, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

*Edited* For Gender Correction Surgery

Mogwai Prime wrote:

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Brother, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

Sister. DC's a she.

Mogwai Prime wrote:

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Brother, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

Actually, DC is a fem. I would think the term "Sister" applies here.

But still, a welcome nonetheless to you, DC!

Edit: DAH! GIT OUTTA MAH HEAD, WINDY!

What did I tell you about those tinfoil hats, ES?!

Windracer wrote:What did I tell you about those tinfoil hats, ES?!

What? Those flimsy objects crafted of a very weak metal?

Gimme my lead helmet.

Mogwai Prime wrote::MAX: We got your back :MAX:

No offense Gizmo, but with you doing all that "poking", im not quite sure i feel comfortable with you "watching my back". So i'll stay in sectors on the opposite side of Cybertron in missions, haha


And haven't you ever heard, "don't poke a badger with a spoon"?, lets give this a try instead *Passes over a hog shocker* works just like a stungun but more effective.

raphaelprime wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote::MAX: We got your back :MAX:

No offense Gizmo, but with you doing all that "poking", im not quite sure i feel comfortable with you "watching my back". So i'll stay in sectors on the opposite side of Cybertron in missions, haha


And haven't you ever heard, "don't poke a badger with a spoon"?, lets give this a try instead *Passes over a hog shocker* works just like a stungun but more effective.

Hands the Hog Shocker over to Zemper "There ya go let's see how well that works on 'em." :MAX:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:

*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

Dynamax wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:

Dynamax wrote:

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:

*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

Grabs the hog shocker and uses it on the Gremlin wusses. Hey Windy wanna drop these bozos from oh say 30,000 feet while they're unconcious?

Watches Windy grab them and disappear into the sky with Tweedlegremlins 1&2.

Moments followed by a loud whistling sound as if they were bombs from a plane. Then BOOM BOOM accompanied by to great explosions.

Years later I would reflect on this moment as I sat with my pipe in my chair looking at the lifeless eyes of the two mounted gremlin heads from that day. Ahhhh the goodtimes :MAX: