The Energon Pub

Do you get picked on and bullied?
Are you tired of not knowing how to defend yourself?

Then join the Maximal Defense Force and we'll teach you how to protect yourself and others, no matter the odds

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=269927

Maximize in V2! It's the right choice :MAX:

Come please let loose let us know who is going Maximal who is staying Bot. Lets join the good Bots in the war against the two Cons teams.

Autobots and Maximals standing side by side, back to back.

Without all the lying, backstabbing, name calling, oh and btw no bloody seekers. Joking.

Mogwai Prime wrote:To all my fellow Maximals it is time to unite under the threat of tyranny.

So you're threatening people with tyranny if they don't join?

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:To all my fellow Maximals it is time to unite under the threat of tyranny.

So you're threatening people with tyranny if they don't join?

either that or 24 hour re-runs of richard simmons videos

Phaze wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:To all my fellow Maximals it is time to unite under the threat of tyranny.

So you're threatening people with tyranny if they don't join?

either that or 24 hour re-runs of richard simmons videos

We'll laugh and party over your vile corpses. Your words have no meaning here.

:MAX:

Mogwai Prime wrote:Release The Beast Within!!!

:MAX:

Frenzy: -Soundwave, you heard him!
Soundwave opens panel, Laserbeak flies out, and eats Mogwai Prime

Chaoslock wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:Release The Beast Within!!!

:MAX:

Frenzy: -Soundwave, you heard him!
Soundwave opens panel, Laserbeak flies out, and eats Mogwai Prime

Hmmmmm its kina wet in here .... Multiplies like bacteria in sugar water .... Laserbeak explodes from the BEASTS WITHIN!!! Maybe next time you'll use a different strategy! But, as usual that one will fail too!

Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Or switch on a light its easier and less painful

Phaze wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Or switch on a light its easier and less painful

Don't give 'em that much credit....they're animals afterall

Maximals aren't even worthy of an insult

devast8or wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Or switch on a light its easier and less painful

Don't give 'em that much credit....they're animals afterall

well we can't really beat them up we'll have Green peace after us for making them endangered

Phaze wrote:

devast8or wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Or switch on a light its easier and less painful

Don't give 'em that much credit....they're animals afterall

well we can't really beat them up we'll have Green peace after us for making them endangered

more likely PETA

but let's plan on putting them on the endangered species list anyway

devast8or wrote:

Phaze wrote:

devast8or wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Don't become a casualty of war.

Go Maximal and emerge victorious even when times are darkest!!!

:MAX:

Or switch on a light its easier and less painful

Don't give 'em that much credit....they're animals afterall

well we can't really beat them up we'll have Green peace after us for making them endangered

more likely PETA

but let's plan on putting them on the endangered species list anyway

Only endangered?
Ive never made anything extict before. lets give that a try...

You do realize that there is a fine balance in nature so when something goes extinct, that balance is messed up. I would say the same for HMW. There won't be any way to completely get rid of us.

sumowrestler wrote:You do realize that there is a fine balance in nature so when something goes extinct, that balance is messed up. I would say the same for HMW. There won't be any way to completely get rid of us.

yeah its called survival of the fittest anyhoo we can have a blast trying to make you maximals extinct

sumowrestler wrote:You do realize that there is a fine balance in nature so when something goes extinct, that balance is messed up.

until a bigger fish comes along

Oh, you guys couldn't render a bunch of diseased, half-dead mayflies extinct (that is to say, the Predacons), never mind a bunch of tough, battle-hardened badasses like the Maximals. You're all to busy cosmic rusting and sitting around with your Energon tanks on E.

Deadboy wrote:Oh, you guys couldn't render a bunch of diseased, half-dead mayflies extinct (that is to say, the Predacons), never mind a bunch of tough, battle-hardened badasses like the Maximals. You're all to busy cosmic rusting and sitting around with your Energon tanks on E.

Were as you maximals are all following each other around sniff each others butts and picking fleas out of ya fur

Deadboy wrote:Oh, you guys couldn't render a bunch of diseased, half-dead mayflies extinct (that is to say, the Predacons), never mind a bunch of tough, battle-hardened badasses like the Maximals. You're all to busy cosmic rusting and sitting around with your Energon tanks on E.

I know ive said this before, but how can I posibly take a single one of your arguments seriously when you think the maximal to have on your sig is a womanising sexist sleeze bag with the wit and inteligence of a rotting carcas.

(IE the wheelie of the beastwars world, only less cool.)

uhm, a quick break from all the banter guys...why is my faction still Bot? how can i change over to Maximal?

:MAX:

We are not all monkeys even though some may end up being monkeys. Did you see any of the Maximals on BW or the comic books have fleas? IF we ever did get fleas, it would be testing them out to see how effective they would be on the Predacons. As for the Bots and Cons, we just throw a little sand into your gears and watch you seeze up so it will be easy pickings.

sumowrestler wrote:We are not all monkeys even though some may end up being monkeys. Did you see any of the Maximals on BW or the comic books have fleas? IF we ever did get fleas, it would be testing them out to see how effective they would be on the Predacons. As for the Bots and Cons, we just throw a little sand into your gears and watch you seeze up so it will be easy pickings.

tbh most of the predacons were lizards so its pretty ineffective as for putting sand in the bots and cons joints reaching anything higher than the ankle joint would be hard for you micro machines

zemper wrote:uhm, a quick break from all the banter guys...why is my faction still Bot? how can i change over to Maximal?

:MAX:

OS is still fine tuning everything. Right now there are just three in each new faction as a test. So no one else can switch to them yet.

So many pages... You'd be tired too after having about 25 pages to catch up on.

I must say, there're a few names in here -- such as Revimus, HP, R1 -- that I thought I'd never see again. Hope you'll be visiting here more often when V2 goes live.

Annnnnnd... I have a question: How is it that there're some players that are Predacon or Maximal? Did I miss something?

zemper wrote:uhm, a quick break from all the banter guys...why is my faction still Bot? how can i change over to Maximal?

:MAX:

Only Max/Preds right now are the (to be) faction commanders. Its only for testign perposes, though I hear tell a few of the suport staff will get switched as soon as the few bugs that need ironing out of the new factions are sorted.

In all liklyhood you wont get the chance to change till V2 proper.