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pRedimus wrote:Last time I posted drunk I managed to sound clear of mind enough to spark an argument that lasted over 24 hours on here!
Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though
Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though
You sir, are a loggerheaded rough-hewn pigeon-egg! Except on Sunday's when you are in fact a ancient dribble of ugly pig slop!
Random insult generators are fun!
Absolute Zero wrote:Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though
You sir, are a loggerheaded rough-hewn pigeon-egg! Except on Sunday's when you are in fact a ancient dribble of ugly pig slop!
Random insult generators are fun!
It's better then being a clean smelling suckity Aussie who's behind me in the rankings.![]()
No need for random insult generators, making stuff up works quite well
What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Tall people are crap in bed. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
Tammuz wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:It's better then being a clean smelling suckity Aussie who's behind me in the rankings.![]()
No need for random insult generators, making stuff up works quite well
Suckity's not even a word!
Burn wrote:And i've never cared about rankings!
And if that's the best you've got, I suggest using a random insult generator!
Tammuz wrote:*googles insult generators*What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Tall people are crap in bed. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
i think i found one!
Absolute Zero wrote:I could come up with better, but what else could be said about Austraila but Crocadile Dundee and Crocadile Hunter? That's almost as bad as Canada!
Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:I could come up with better, but what else could be said about Austraila but Crocadile Dundee and Crocadile Hunter? That's almost as bad as Canada!
If you're that bloody bored you flamin' drongo! Then why don't you go take a squiz through Google and learn some of the local lingo! Strewth mate! Does your sheila think for you too?
Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people
Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.
After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...
Absolute Zero wrote:Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.
After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...
So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.
Couldn't find a good insult generator on Google...
InsecticonSlave wrote:
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.
After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...
So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.
Kiwis vs. Aussies...
This reminds me of the "Drive By" episode of Flight of the Concords.Good stuff
Dread_Wing wrote:InsecticonSlave wrote:
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.
After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...
So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.
Kiwis vs. Aussies...
This reminds me of the "Drive By" episode of Flight of the Concords.Good stuff
In my 27 years in New Zealand, I have only encountered two episodes of 'scared animals', a former flatmate whose pet dog had been raped, and a digger driver at work who was put in prison for goat 'abuse'.... No Sheep, sorry.
pRedimus wrote:How do you so often post things in the wrogn threads?
neliz wrote:pRedimus wrote:How do you so often post things in the wrogn threads?
how come your location says planing instead of planning?
Art thou on a boat perhaps?
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