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Top Secret
For Your Eyes Only
Priority Code: Munster
Enter Voice Recognition Passcode Now:
Voice Pattern “Moo” accepted … Identity “Heffer” confirmed.
Proceeding with Autocon Document below:
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Excelsior Moo Believers!
It’s that time again! While 2012 isn’t quite over yet, we’re already gearing up for 2013!
Barring the whole “THE END OF 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD!”-thing that many keep yammering on about, we’re looking forward to making the 2013 show even BIGGER than those that have come before it!
It is up to you, dear reader; to clear your calendars! Because April 5th & 6th are coming, and with those dates; so does DAIRYCON 2013!
That’s right! Wisconsin’s Preeminent Fan-Run Transformers Convention is returning to Fabulous Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin! Looking to drive attendance even LARGER than we have in previous, record breaking years; we will once again be commandeering the largest space in the city, the CRYSTAL BALLROOM of the Historic Ramada Plaza Hotel!
Join us for the fan-favorite Dairycon Jumpstarter Races! –The Dairycon Exclusives! – The Prizes! –The Contests!-The *EVEN LARGER* Dealer Space!
Everything you have liked about Dairycon, with all the Cheese-y one-liners you love!
Look for updates on the opening of Pre-Registration soon!
More info on Dairycon, our previous shows & Exclusives; as well as the on-going Dairycon Fanfic – can be found at the official home of Dairycon on the web: HTTP://WWW.DAIRYCON.COM
We hope to see you there!
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Would you like to terminate the file?
… Sorry, Verbal Command “Moo.” Is not recognized by the system; try again.
… Sorry, Verbal Command “MOO!” Is not recognized by the system; please reattempt.
… Verbal Command “Shush, Heffer!” recognized. System will Self-Destruct in Thirty Seconds.
Have a Nice Day!
Henry921 wrote:You can always be counted on to listen to reason, Pryme.
Dead Metal wrote:Have you ever, and i mean ever seen/read/heard something that is completely original and does not copy/homage/pay tribute to something else? Here's a hint: Nope. You never have and you never will.
Excelsior Moo Believers!
We rejoin our our beloved Dairycons in the midst of an Emergency Self-Destruct countdown of Moo Base 2!
“Mooooo!”
“Gosh darn-it Heffer! I said “Shush!”
…Invalid command, system will self destruct-system in fifteen seconds.
“Bah! Computer override dem dere previous commands an’ don’t blow us up, ok?”
…Voice Pattern recognized. Identity “Uncle Whiskey Breath” confirmed. Overriding Self-Destruct Sequence.
“Whew...”
…Incomming Message. Displaying Now.
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PRE-REGISTRATION FOR DAIRYCON 2013 IS OPENING SOON!
That’s right! Pre-Registration for Dairycon 2013 will be going LIVE on DECEMBER 21st!
Wisconsin’s Preeminent Fan-Run Transformers Convention is returning to Fabulous Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin on April 5th and 6th (Friday and Saturday.) After previous record-breaking attendance, we will once again be commandeering the largest space in the city, the CRYSTAL BALLROOM of the Historic Ramada Plaza Hotel!
It will be BIGGER & BETTER than *any* that have come before!
Not a Hoax! Not a Dream! This Show will be the Biggest One of them All!
But How? How can we possibly Improve upon last year?
It is up to you, Dear Readers; to discover for yourselves! - Clear your calendars and Come See!
Join us for the fan-favorite Dairycon Jumpstarter Races!
– The Dairycon Exclusives!
– The Prizes!
– The Contests!
- The *EVEN LARGER* Dealer Space!
It’s everything you have liked about Dairycon, with all the Cheese-y one-liners you love! ...And Now Even More!
So remember! Come and sign up for the Dairycon PreRegistration, beginning Dec 21st! Once live, check follow this link to the Dairycon 2013 Pre-Registration
HTTP://WWW.DAIRYCON.COM
For more information on Dairycon, our previous shows & Exclusives, as well as the on-going Dairycon Fanfic can be found at the official home of Dairycon on the web!
And visit us on Youtube & Facebook!
(*- Dairycon is Free to attend, though Pre-Registraion is required for entry into the show!)
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*Cue dramatic cliffhanger music here… Duh-dun-DUNNNN!*
“Heffer! What’erya doin’?! Get away from dat computer ‘fore ya blow us ta the Well o’ Allsparks, or worse!!”
…*BING!* – You’ve Got Mail! –Would You Like To Review Message, Sent By User “Dairycon High Command”?
“Aw, dangit! It’s worse!”
“Moo…..”
…Acknowledged. Click to View Message: HEFFER HOLIDAY GREETINGS!
http://dairylandtransfans.com/index.html
“*Sigh* …Ya sent dat ta Dairycon High Command, did ya?”
“Moo.”
“Looks like we’ve gotta get the dust off da’ Fredbot again! Maybe he can clean up this mess.”
“Moo?”
…Acknowledged. Self Destruct Sequence Reactivated.
“Dang-it Heffer!!”
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
xcelsior Moo Believers!
Once again, we rejoin our beloved Dairycons in the midst of a continuing Emergency Self-Destruct countdown of Moo Base 2!
“Dang-it Heffer!!”
…Countdown resumes, Self-Destruction of Moo Base 2 to occur in T-Minus 3 hours…
“Mooooooooooo!”
“Yeah, maybe ‘dem Mayans had it right, eh Heffer? –I don’t know if the whole world’a be blowin’ up, but this base just might…
…Voice command acknowledged, searching for nearby military weapons silos.
“Whut?! How’s that? Who’d a gone and programmed the computer to do that?!
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Welcome back!
Pre-Registration for Dairycon 2013 is *LIVE*!
http://dairylandtransfans.com/dtfdairycon13form.html
You read that right, folks! Registration for Dairycon 2013 is Now OPEN! As stated in the previous announcement, Dairycon 2013 is going to be hosted in the largest space in the city! The Historic Retlaw (formerly Ramada) Plaza Hotel’s Crystal Ballroom!
Larger Dealer Space, the ever-popular Dairycon Convention Exclusives, Prizes, Drawings, & Events!
Mark your calendars! Assuming we survive all this brouhaha about the end of the world tonight, Dairycon’s only a short 4 months away! –And, why don’t you sign up now, just to be safe?
-Do you wish to sell at this year’s show? Reserve your table space now!
-Want to secure your Dairycon Exclusives? Check the checkmark next to the Goodies you want!
-Just want to wander around, hang out with friends, & buy some sweet merch at some great deals? Registration’s free, but you *must* be Pre-Registered to attend!
So, join us this April at DAIRYCON!
http://dairylandtransfans.com/dtfdairycon13form.html
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“Moo!”
“Yup, that’s right Heffer! –We’ve gotta stop dis’ thing from blowin’ us all to kingdom come & clean up dis mess ‘fore April!
–Computer, find me dat Dairycon named ‘Ticker’!”
…Affermative, locating Dairycon “Ticker”.
Excelsior Moo Believers!
With the date for Dairycon only 4 months away, we've got more
information to share about the upcoming show!
http://dairylandtransfans.com/dtfdairycon.html
Dairycon 2013
April 5th 6th
Historic Retlaw Plaza Hotel
Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin
Looking to reserve a room at the historic Retlaw Hotel?
-Call the Reservation Line at 920-923-3000 and inform them that you're
attending Dairycon to get the discounted room rate!
-Hurry, as supplies are limited! Operators are standing by!
WELCOME BACK!
PROTOTYPE IMAGE REVEAL!
No further information is available at this time, though we have received the following leaked image from `Top Men' deep within the DTF organization.
Standing to the left side of the image below appears to be an unknown Dairycon figure, sharing a brief respite with the fan-favorite Heffer on the right…
Who could this be? Is the figure somehow tied to Heffer in some way? Are
they bitter enemies, the bestest of friends, the closest of brothers?
Only time will tell!
CONTINUED BATTLE FOR BREW CITY
STORY!
http://dairylandtransfans.com/battle4brewcity2.html
The Battle For Brew City Comic continues! Could hints at this year's exclusives be
contained within it's pages?
DO YOU WANT A DAIRYCON AVATAR OF YOUR VERY OWN?
Feel free to follow the link to Neale's avatars on TFArchive...
http://www.tfarchive.com/fandom/icons/t ... irycon.php
We'll see you again soon with more information!
Same Moo Time,
Same Moo Channels!
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
Wow!Allegiance: Shattered Moo-niverse
Name: Nemesis Heffer
Function: Evil Counterpart
Quote: Tarnation! This is some Ruff Stuff right here!"
Profile:
When Dairycon shattered into the Moo-niverse, this doppleganger of evil crossed over. Different from HEFFER in nearly every possible way, he has been sent by the Dark Master to gather artifacts of incredible power and destroy the Dairycons in the process.
Abilities:
Incredibly smart, talkative, and powered by the Dark Energies, NEMESIS HEFFER utilizes Heff-mounted weapons to deliver a powerful attack. With (Secret) and (Secret), commands a drone army of thousands. Uses the dark energy to corrupt others to his master's cause. Unlike other ground-based altmode Dairycons, Nemesis Heffer has the ability to fly.
Weaknesses:
Cannot spend much time in the Dairycon Classicverse without succumbing to the Light. Would be rendered powerless if HEFFER can gather the artifacts and defeat him in-time. His attempt to disguise himself as a popular Micromaster will likely backfire.
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
Fender Bender wrote:I'll be there!
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
Methusalen wrote:FIrst Aid, it's about time Fender gets you up here!
I'll be there Friday too!
Gaming Night, followed by a trip to the bar (conveniently located on the ground floor of the hotel)!
See you there!
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
Name: Nemesis Heffer
Allegiance: Shattered Moo-niverse
Function: Evil Counterpart
Quote: Tarnation! This is some Ruff Stuff right here!"
Profile:
When Dairycon shattered into the Moo-niverse, this doppleganger of evil crossed over. Different from HEFFER in nearly every possible way, he has been sent by the Dark Master to gather artifacts of incredible power and destroy the Dairycons in the process.
Abilities:
Incredibly smart, talkative, and powered by the Dark Energies, NEMESIS HEFFER utilizes Heff-mounted weapons to deliver a powerful attack. With (Secret) and (Secret), commands a drone army of thousands. Uses the dark energy to corrupt others to his master's cause. Unlike other ground-based altmode Dairycons, Nemesis Heffer has the ability to fly.
Weaknesses:
Cannot spend much time in the Dairycon Classicverse without succumbing to the Light. Would be rendered powerless if HEFFER can gather the artifacts and defeat him in-time. His attempt to disguise himself as a popular Micromaster will likely backfire.
Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: Washout
Function: Military Intelligence
Quote: "I am NOT an oxymoron!"
Profile:
Hero. Villian. Savior. These and more apply. His history as a high-ranking member of the cybertronian military is obscured, as is his time as a mercenary. Little is known about his past beyond his time with the Dairycons, serving as a friend to Bunny Convoy (and more recently his heroic sacrifice to defeat the world-devourer.) Brought back to life by Hi-Q for reasons yet unknown, Washout will do his best to fight the good fight - at least, until bar time.
Abilities:
Washout is a formidable weapon, both in body and mind. Belives a mission's success lies in its planning. Transforms into an armored tank. Can fire photon missles with pinpoint accuracy. Remembers battles long past and crafts future strategy accordingly. A relentless fighter. Few can withstand the onslaught.
Weaknesses:
Getting sloshed on a semi-regular basis is Washout's only true weakness. If he can lay off the energon, he can usually focus on the task at hand. on the task at hand. Recurring processor glitch sometimes robs him of his short-term memory.
Allegiance: MachineRobo
Name: ReCyKill
Function: High Protector
Quote: "Why do they keep killing me off?"
Profile:
Boundless pride, ego and ambition describe ReCyKill. Once content with obscurity, his constant reincarnation in other series have sparked his desire to return to power. Although he seems to be quite at home in the role of a brutal, ambitious warlord and would be world-conqueror, the moment he gets started with his diabolical plans, something catastrophic happens (Scoot steals his power suit, the entire universe is in peril, causing a team-up with his foes, or worse, someone kills him with his own weapon.) His recent stop in the Dairycon Universe has only worsened his situation.
Abilities:
As a main character in a once-popular series, ReCyKill has the ability to come back. Thwart his plans for world domination and he'll come back with a new plan the next day. Toss him in a smelting pool and he'll come back in another series, sporting his signature color scheme. Able to survive an almost cartoon-quality amount of damage and humiliation.
Weaknesses:
See Strengths. And Profile.
Allegiance: Evil Dairycon
Name: Combat Hero
Function: Gladiator
Quote: "The jail you planned for me is the one you're going to rot in."
Profile:
A former high-ranking officer in the Cybertonian Forces. COMBAT HERO made his way up thru the rank and file. Believes in lasting peace thru the use of tyranny. An incident of rebellion against high command led to his discharge and imprisonment. With the aid of ReCyKill, COMBAT HERO escaped the Big Max prison and is currently at-large.
Abilities:
COMBAT HERO is a formidable weapon, both in body and mind. Belives a mission's success lies in its planning. Transforms into an armored tank. Can fire photon missles with pinpoint accuracy. Controls a number of earth-based clones of himself. Remembers battles long past and crafts future strategy accordingly. A relentless fighter.
Weaknesses:
Chafed under high commands' rule. Notoriously short-temper; incompetent underlings really grind his gears. As a result, his plans to lead a Dairycon uprising will likely fail.
Allegiance: Cheesehead Garrison
Name: PewtaR-2D2 ('pewtartoo')
Function:Royal Astromech Sewing Droid
Quote: "Beep. Seriously? That's how I talk? Beep?"
Profile:
A Royal Sewing Astromech in the Queens service. Responsible for hemming and adjusting of various complicated dresses. One of the earliest models in the series; has served faithfully the Royal Family of Naboo for many years. Along with his faithful counterpart, Sew-3P0, was instrumental in getting the Queen's gown ready for the Royal ball.
Abilities:
Sewing skills are required for much of PUR2's work, but design, fabrication and even metal casting can come into play. Known best for dressmaking, gown design, handbag making and mending of zippers. PU-R2 can also work with highly specialized garments, such as bulletproof vests.
Weaknesses:
Sometimes his bobbin jams, rendering him inert for hours.
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
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