by christron101 » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am
I liked Axel Alloy's "Shopping for Margaret" so much I decide to make my own.
Megatron was on the beach, rubbing anti-sand joint cream on. Or at least he thought so. In fact, Starscream had swapped the cream for something a little "hotter", baking oil.
"This should be good." said Starscream from his position, 100ft away. The sun was so hot that before long smoke was rising from the oil.
"Hey, what's that smell." wondered Megatron. Suddenly, FWOOSH! The baking oil went up in flames!
"AAARGH!" cried Megatron, "AAARGH! HELP HELP! MORTALS HELP ME!!!" but the humans had all ran away, fearing Megatron's wrath!
"I'll save you!" shouted Starscream.
"Yeah, right." thought Megatron, but let Starscream fly towards him in jet mode. Three seconds later Megatron had been knocked into the sea, and the fire extinguished.
"Thankyou Starscream!" shouted Megatron, from a good few hundred feet out, "Hey, I'm rusting up! I can't move! Curse you Starscream!!" shouted Megatron. In this time a fishing boat had come up.
"Hey," said one of the fisherman on board, "Look guys, a huge fish! Bet you won't see that again!"
THE END(for now)
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