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Archanubis wrote:Probably true. The young never listen.

It's not that they're not listening.. it's the constant shouting when you try to talk.

Ah, the vocal processors.

neliz wrote:

Archanubis wrote:Probably true. The young never listen.

It's not that they're not listening.. it's the constant shouting when you try to talk.

Ah, the vocal processors.

WHAT???

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

wat?

Thought: What would happen if we downed a 1/5th of Tequilla and re-read this thread? My guess is we'll either laugh until we pee or explode from mental anguish.

Who's with me?

I have a different solution. I say we sacrifice everbody's 1/5th of Tequilla, and poor them all into two (very large) glasses.

We then feed each glass to the Brothers of Loud.

It cant make their posts anyworse.

Or we could do something like lock this thread because this is the sort of thing the faction forums were created for ...

But we do need some form of general shenanigans thread in HMWGD don't we?

Shenanigans are always required.

Fearless Echoes wrote:Shenanigans are always required.

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:

Fearless Echoes wrote:Shenanigans are always required.

Grimpoo wrote:

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:

Fearless Echoes wrote:Shenanigans are always required.

she⋅nan⋅i⋅gan

–noun Informal.
1. Usually, shenanigans.
a. mischief; prankishness: Halloween shenanigans.
b. deceit; trickery.
2. a mischievous or deceitful trick, practice, etc.

Razor\-/blade wrote:she⋅nan⋅i⋅gan

–noun Informal.
1. Usually, shenanigans.
a. mischief; prankishness: Halloween shenanigans.
b. deceit; trickery.
2. a mischievous or deceitful trick, practice, etc.
3. Razor\-/blade.

Fixed. *Whistles away*

Necessary Evil wrote:

Razor\-/blade wrote:she⋅nan⋅i⋅gan

–noun Informal.
1. Usually, shenanigans.
a. mischief; prankishness: Halloween shenanigans.
b. deceit; trickery.
2. a mischievous or deceitful trick, practice, etc.
3. Razor\-/blade.

Fixed. *Whistles away*

Fixed
–adjective
1. fastened, attached, or placed so as to be firm and not readily movable; firmly implanted; stationary; rigid.
2. rendered stable or permanent, as color.
3. set or intent upon something; steadily directed: a fixed stare.
4. definitely and permanently placed: a fixed buoy; a fixed line of defense.
5. not fluctuating or varying; definite: a fixed purpose.
6. supplied with or having enough of something necessary or wanted, as money.
7. coming each year on the same calendar date: Christmas is a fixed holiday, but Easter is not.
8. put in order.
9. Informal. arranged in advance privately or dishonestly: a fixed horse race.
10. Chemistry.
a. (of an element) taken into a compound from its free state.
b. nonvolatile, or not easily volatilized: a fixed oil.
11. Mathematics. (of a point) mapped to itself by a given function.

ir⋅ri⋅tat⋅ing  /ˈɪrɪˌteɪtɪŋ/

–adjective
causing irritation; annoying; provoking: irritating questions.

hmm let me help u with that

troll

1a. Noun
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.
A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.

1c. Noun
A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned.


2a. Noun
Sometimes compared to the Japanese ‘Oni’, a troll is a supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, whose race was thought to have carried massive stones into the countryside (although actually the result of glaciers). Lives in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges. They are stupid, large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, and bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. Trolls love to eat people, especially small children.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

2b. Noun
An aesthetically repulsive person, often has terrible social skills, usually a woman. See Troglodyte.

2c. Noun
An old, unattractive gay man who hits on young men, and cannot seem to understand that they want nothing to do with him.

3a. Verb
To fish by dragging bait behind a moving motor-boat.

3b. Verb
To cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact.

4. Noun
A joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious.

5. Verb
Drug slang. See trolling. (Raves)

6. Noun
A toy popular in the 1980’s, a ‘troll’ is a cute little plastic trolls with fluffy, colored hair.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Troll

NSFW

lock
n.

1. A device operated by a key, combination, or keycard and used, as on a door, for holding, closing, or securing.
2. A section of a waterway, such as a canal, closed off with gates, in which vessels in transit are raised or lowered by raising or lowering the water level of that section.
3. A mechanism in a firearm for exploding the charge.
4. An interlocking or entanglement of elements or parts.
5.
1. Sports A hold in wrestling or self-defense that is secured on a part of an opponent's body.
2. A secure hold; control: The distributor has a lock on most of the market.
3. A sure thing; a certainty: His promotion is a lock.
6. To prevent further posts be made to a thread that either
1. Has fulfilled it's purpose
2. Has resulted in a flame war
3. Has reached a point posts no longer relate to the original thread topic
4. Similar thread already exists

In the case of this thread ...

• Better off in the 'Con forum
• No longer on topic
• Just going to give people more of a chance to pick on the Brothers
• I need the practice at locking things.